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yeah...well...this is today's event for your was funnier when it happened. **the v


Today in lunch, Carey squirted milk all over me, Danny, Belinda, and Keith's backpack. Meanwhile, while Belinda, Danny, and Keith's backpack get angry, I start laughing uncontrollably. Then....**dun dun dun* what I saw made me very pissed. There was a drop of milk on my notebook! So, I beat the shit out of Carey, threatening that his life wasn't worth sparing, but then the fourth period bell rang.

fourth period's a bitch.

And the moral of this story? Well, let see here...Carey, threatening that e, eat a beaver.

Thank you. Hold your applause.

-with hatred, Me.


haha. i did this to make myself happy. i'm a humor-whore.

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