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That was how I remembered the compass points as a kid. NORTH eat SOUTH wheat, so to speak.
Here's something I found that is equally catchy and which will help all us writers defend against the Ungrammatical Monster who eats good stories for breakfast.
Ten Grammar Rules:
1: Don't use no double negatives.
2: Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.
3: Writing carefully, dangling participles must be avoided.
4: Use apostrophe's correctly.
5: Make each singular pronoun agree with their antecedents.
6: Don't write run on sentences they are hard to read.
7: Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
8: Remember to not ever split infinitives.
9: Verbs has got to agree with their subjects.
10: Proofread your writing to make sure you words out.
After a while the faults in each of these sentences jump out at you; hopefully they'll jump out in your writing. If not, don't blame me: I'm just passing the message.
Carpe diem...but remember there's a tomorrow.