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This Column might contain some harsh relaities...shouldn't have any language, but if 'sucks' or 'freaking' is something you don't want to hear...don't stay. It might also contain opinions that you may or may not agree with, this is life; and as several of my family members say 'Opinions are like butt-holes...Everyones got one'.
OH and yet another disclaimer..NO I do not believe or accuse Rogan (aka Roganize) of doing any drugs, let alone of smoking pot (which some idiots do not consider a drug). SO don't send me hate mail..Rogan and I are as far as I know, cool with each other...if I'm wrong...well..OH WELL..It actually does happen.. goes!

Why am I here? Why isn't Sean Biggerstaff with me?
*sigh* Yes is true! I have set my sights on yet another actor/slightly famous person, who is *GASP* around my age! I've added him to the LONG list of guys that make much more than I do that I like...
Today my fearless readers, I can't really see...Between my brother smoking in the apartment, and his cat (who I refuse to believe is the problem today..) my eyes bugged out of my face and are blood red. You'd think I've been hanging out with Rogan on a Friday night or something!! *teehee...sorry hun! It was JUST TOO EASY!!* But honestly. My asthma (yes I'm asthmatic hence the 'Asthmatic in a Weezer shirt' column..) AND my heart AND my allergies are ALL acting up. I can't breath...I can't see..and I can't calm down because Combivent is SOOOOO strong it's killing me! My nerves are a reck from this inhalier, I'm a pretty laid back person, I don't raise my voice (esp to my own MOTHER!) and I'm pretty mildly tempered..BUT take combivent for a few days in a role, and BAMPF I'm a totally different person. I'm snapping at everyone, jumpy, and aggitated 24-7.
OH well..
SO what's the point of this column? Well...the point of 'WAIHAWSMS' is well..georgely (not frankly cause I don't like frank..) not having a point. It's nonsense and ramble that basically..Has nothing to do with much of anything else execpt my life, and those around me.
Yes sometimes I have something to say...but not often.
BUT On the good foot thats doing the bad thing in an awesome way....
Kit (my best friend/roommate) is going to start doing a comic strip, and I'm comming up with some of the writing for it. We know one that WILL be up somewhere is well...the Comic Kit comes home to find our phone on fire, and she ask's me 'Nik, why's the phone on fire?' and I reply '..Your mom just called..'
Well..its funny if you know whats been going on lately! We have another where I'm running around in army gear and shouting 'RUN FOR THE HILLS!' When she asks '..whats going on now?' With a serious face I say. 'My family's comming over!'
You'd have to understand me. See, Kit's mom hates me now (for well...god knows what reasons) ...and well..I have problems when my family comes together at once. My sister hates my brother and my brother hates my sister..and well..I'm the baby so I'm forced (by my sis) to try to take a side. Which..much to her dissmay, isn't hers.
Oh well..
You don't really want to know all that about me..
You'd much rather hear about me striping in front of the window..Uhmm...wait no...thats not what you want to hear ither..
Ok...Eyes are dying out so...I think I'm gonna finish up here peoples.
Have a great night! I wish you all the best of luck and health in this holiday season!
AS long as you tell me..
Why am I here? Who stole my Shoes? and Why don't they make the same amount of hotdog buns as there is hotdogs to each pack?

Your famous, Loving, adoring, amazing, modest, thoughtful, opinionated...GODDESS of Data Verifacation....

If I did it...I didn't mean to.
If I hurt you...I didn't mean to.
If I left you...I didn't mean to.
If I scared you...I didn't mean to.
If I loved you...I didn't mean to.

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