I think this is Vol.5.... I don't really remember.. But anyway.. "It's been awhile..." Since I last wrote a column... AND NO ONE GIVES A FLYING TERD! Anyway.. Here we go..
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A long time ago.. In a galaxy not so far away... A show called Dragonball Z was created... And it made mean critics crap their pants! Why? BECAUSE DBZ IS DA BOMB! DJ Emerid is to wrestling as DJ Fireflash is to Dragonball Z. I am a huge fan, and I have PoJo as a source of "WHOOPDEY DO I KNOW ALOT OF DBZ!" But anyway.. Lets talk about it.. HALLALOOYA! Buu is coming.. And he's gonna whoop some Z Fighter arse.. And guess what... NO ONE CAN DO PICKLE ABOUT IT! Buu will ultimately destroy everyone at least once.. And the Earth too.. Even SSJ4 Goku can't beat him.. And SSJ4 Gogeta COULD have done it if the fusion didn't last 5 minutes rather then 30.. What about Buu though? He's a friendly little alien.... ::Cough... Cough... Bulldonkeys.... Cough... Cough:: But really.. Babi-Dee is one fruitjob of a character.. Like "Towely" from South Park.. Cartman made that clear.. And I quote from Southpark:
Cartman: ::Laughing::"Towely.. You're the worst character ever!"
Towely: ::Smoking::"I know"
So you see, boys and girls and whatever DJ Emerid is.. Babi-Dee is worthless.. Yet.. We can't live without Buu.. And Babi-Dee singing, "HERE COMES THE BUU! HERE COMES THE BUU!" It's too rich of a joke for us to dislike. Well.. How about Gohan... Someone's gotten a bit fruity.. I mean... C'mon.. You know he trained a little after the Cell fight - Yet apparently he's weaker then Vegeta AND Goku.. But still.. if they could get Gohan to spaz out of anger again.. Bye bye Dabura.. But of course.. Dabura is gonna get absorbed by Buu.. And Buu's gonna kill Babi-Dee due to all tyhe insults Babi-Dee says.. Well.. I don't feel like typing anymore.. I don't like this computer.. "It's cheap, white, and plastic... LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS!" I heard that somewhere I think.. But anyway.. G'bye ladies and gentlemen and Emerid's..
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'BLEH'?!?!?! I DON'T LIKE SPAM!"
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