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We've been here before.

So this time, let's do it your tabloid way. Senator Sanders was my friend. He called me "the greatest lover in the world." He promised me undying loyalty because we share certain principles. I wrote many of his speeches. I made many of his decisions(he's not the only one.) I even explained why people in his way should consider moving and 'do you know what Bubba?;' Those people were so nice they bought condos on Pluto and we never heard from them again those people like Scalia. 'One less thing to worry about'

I'm also a modern re-incarnation of Jesus Christ(one of many sons and daughter of God, rather literally.) I've knelt in careful prayer many times. The Pope and his church have promised me saint-hood. But some unattentive people didn't want to listen to those girly-men so God gave you another sign: an asteroid impact more powerful than that that wiped out the dinosaurs. I talk to scientists too. They've changed their plans; We're going to skip Mars all together(his war-like ways not being terribly Christian...) and we're going to go a place(Europa, a moon of Jupiter) with an ocean that can actually be colonized. We're doing this on careful philosophical contemplation. Now, do you feel you're being skipped in the line you entirely shoved us out of at gun-point? Tell us all about it because we just love colonizing obscure provinces. Or maybe you could just figure there's something you don't understand: deal and do business. The President, the Queen, the Pope... the angry mob that could be mobilized at your door etc etc.They'd all appreciate that.

Do you think you're deciding 'a boy's fate?' This 'boy' has made the major decisions of major corporations, national leaders, royal families(from which I descend...) and is capable of self-less Christ-like compassion as well as machiavellian analytics(my frequently tested intelligence is as high as is testable, but significantly simply beyond your tests) which have defined the decisions of modern science and political/emotional/human/military will, following which there can and will be no mercy whatsoever.... but more a pious drive toward causing every possible kind of pain, destruction and destitution. I can really be so nice(I cry at the movies and people with dog issues,) but it's the C.I.A. and the military(the celestial weather,) et al not my fellow school-children you'll have to discuss things with.

And should you get the better of me in these politics I have a wonderful solution? I'm so favored with God that he'll gladly decimate and re-direct your planet to help you correct your course and simply punish you for torturing and wronging me. God is very patient. He has other planets. You and your economies can do the torment of purgatory for a thousand years. Want to squeeze a few more dollars in? Eat rats.

Do what you want. Because, now you have 'the facts' boy

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