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black folk pour their vodka
into their beer
i say one or the other
cause i think that's weird
arabs only eat
with their right hand
the left one must get lonely
i don't understand
the jews, they separate
meat from dairy
and drink manischewitz
(though only rarely)
indians don't eat meat
they won't eat a cow
but they'll fry up some things
you don't want in your mouth
the brits'll make some pasties
two more, double quick!
and then serve up
a plate of spotted dick
the scots have got it down
i don't mean to be waggish
but frankly, i'll expound
nothing rhymes with haggis
you can't say i'm a vegan
i'm not that fussy
cause i like my mutton
and i eata lotta pussy

and the mexicans dance on their hats


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