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PRETENDERS OF NATURAL LIGHT
PRAVAYERS OF DARKNESS, VENDERS OF UNETHICAL BEHAVIOR
BLACK PELITRONS AND HIGH SPEED DISTRUCTORS IE-3527
TO BOTH THE COMMANDER AND CHIEFS OF THE RIGHTIES AND THE LEFTIES
Due to the unsupervised, increase of positive light emissions and general happiness of the population. We hear by notify you of the discontinued production of the IE-3527 High-speed distructors. This includes the halt in production of supporting ammunition Black Pelitrons. Sales of these two products have drooped so low they are no longer deemed profitable.
VP in charge of production
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