Oral-Sex
by Fairplay (Member) - published: July 27, 2012
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Category - Poetry
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"Oral-Sex" do you get it?

Sexy or downright dirty
you wont be all alone
Nearly everyone one of us
will have mobile phone
Take it everywhere we go
quite often to-the-loo
Washing hands is pointless
least we wash the mobile too

Tex-ting from the toilet seat
sat upon your throne
Millions do the same each day
so we are not alone
Busy people with little time
text and phone and shit
Washing hands so diligently
then matters not one bit

So heed this "shit-house" message
where users hands have been
Mobiles are a living time bomb
with germs that cant be seen
Nibble gently at your partner’s ear
your mind it then could vex
For if they have mobile phone
you are getting oral sex

Must be a world health risk for sure I would guess that someone will no doubt shortly make a fortune with mobile phone sterilization units.

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If you listen to me long enough I can lower your IQ

I came into this world with nothing,
through careful management I've got most of it left.

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by Fairplay

oral sex, Eric
Those millions with their phones, eh? Of course, if they're talking/texting while there is intake of food into their mouths, why wouldn't they be doing the same thing while there is output of wastes from their...other ends? Folks might text while crying, but probably not while vomiting...

I suppose that if someone goes for a colonoscopy, it's okay for them to text during their procedure, but not okay for the doctor doing the procedure to text while doing it...

Myself, I'm not sold on getting e.coli in my ear, so I will "stick" to quiet "paper" time, soap and water, and adjusting my skirt so it comes all the way down to my knees when I leave the toilet.

And I don't borrow other peoples' phones!

I don't text period, but those who text from the toilet seat, probably text from wherever they're (not) having sex too. And they're calling THAT oral sex, I suppose...Are they calling it a threesome too?

Thanks for the fun in this!

Lucie, laughing heartily!

( Posted by: windchime [Member] On: July 27, 2012 )

very clever.
a nice way to start the morning is with a laugh. thanks for providing one today.

( Posted by: johnjohndoe [Member] On: July 27, 2012 )

clean fun
I do not text myself, and can't stand when others text me then call and say "why didn't you answer?"

They do sell little alcohol tissue cleaner things for mobile devices, and they work well on eye glasses, computer screens and a lot of other stuff that gets nasty with germs.

I don't think many people use them though....tough shit I say.

BW

( Posted by: BWOz [Member] On: July 28, 2012 )

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