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"Oral-Sex" do you get it?

Sexy or downright dirty
you wont be all alone
Nearly everyone one of us
will have mobile phone
Take it everywhere we go
quite often to-the-loo
Washing hands is pointless
least we wash the mobile too

Tex-ting from the toilet seat
sat upon your throne
Millions do the same each day
so we are not alone
Busy people with little time
text and phone and shit
Washing hands so diligently
then matters not one bit

So heed this "shit-house" message
where users hands have been
Mobiles are a living time bomb
with germs that cant be seen
Nibble gently at your partnerís ear
your mind it then could vex
For if they have mobile phone
you are getting oral sex

Must be a world health risk for sure I would guess that someone will no doubt shortly make a fortune with mobile phone sterilization units.

If you listen to me long enough I can lower your IQ

I came into this world with nothing,
through careful management I've got most of it left.

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The following comments are for "Oral-Sex"
by Fairplay

very clever.
a nice way to start the morning is with a laugh. thanks for providing one today.

( Posted by: johnjohndoe [Member] On: July 27, 2012 )

clean fun
I do not text myself, and can't stand when others text me then call and say "why didn't you answer?"

They do sell little alcohol tissue cleaner things for mobile devices, and they work well on eye glasses, computer screens and a lot of other stuff that gets nasty with germs.

I don't think many people use them though....tough shit I say.


( Posted by: BWOz [Member] On: July 28, 2012 )

Thanks Guys

I forgot to say thank you for your comments

Heres me thinking was going quiet and I failed to even check if anyone had looked at my posts.

Hope you are keeping well


ps I do have a mobile phone........ more like a mini computer

( Posted by: Fairplay [Member] On: January 21, 2014 )

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