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Berated Pig
Pig was writing his blog in an old synagogue
when some Jews came in on a tour
They ranted and shouted get out get out
"You heathen supernatural boar"
Said the pig to his mate is it us they just hate
pink skin or black skin trotters and all
His mate answered back you are white I am black
but the others will eat us that's all
The pig looked agog when along came a frog
just to start bleating in French
OK for you but when we're in a stew
so hard to get over the stench
Thrown out or eaten or even just bleating
it's hard to complain of your fate
When death comes along how can it be wrong
to end up on somebody's plate
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If you listen to me long enough I can lower your IQ
I came into this world with nothing,
through careful management I've got most of it left.
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