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Sara, Sara What’s Her Name (#4)

Sara, Sara what’s her name
Still seeking publicity fame
Must never, ever have taken a look
Or even opened her history book
With her latest press conference going south
She’s once again put her foot in her mouth
Every school child knows the story
Of Paul Revere’s moment of glory
But Sara, Sara shot from the hip
(This one was really quite a pip)
She solemnly intoned for all to hear
That the British were warned by Paul Revere!
Sara, Sara, our brains are numb
That even YOU could be that dumb!

Copyright©2011 Beatrice Boyle
(All rights reserved)

Grandma Bea

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The following comments are for "Sara, Sara What's Her Name #4"
by Beatrice Boyle

Actually, Bea
..Paul Revere did warn British soldiers, telling them that they should not mess with the militant colonialists. He was a known thorn in their sides. The British finally arrested him on the path to Lexington/Concord, to warn Adams in Lexington/Concord.

I believe Sarah meshed several parts of Revere's multi-leveled story. Of course, his warning to Adams and the militia was of a different nature.

During the presidential campaign, Obama said he had visited "all fifty-seven states." He actually said it a second time, during another campaign speech.

( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: June 7, 2011 )

Sara, Sara, what's her name!
Ah yes Bobby...but she's such an easy target...because she's so consistant with her "OOPS pronouncments!

She's made HERSELF a living never know what she's going to say next...albeit it she's making a fortune while doing it!

I'd hold my breath if she were President, at what she'd blurt out at an important summit meeting! I have this horrible image that they'd ask her to bring them coffee!!!!! lol


( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: June 7, 2011 )

"such an easy target"
-That's one reason why the media stumbles over themselves, following her around. She also boosts their viewership.

Before you can be president, you have to run and then you have to be elected.

( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: June 7, 2011 )

You've got that right Bobby!
I have a strong feeling that she won't run in the end...but she's going along for the ride and the free publicity that she enjoys,and the coin that she generates via endorsements, public speaking etc.!

Her 15 minutes are being stretced to the would be interesting to see if her protege` (rapidly turning rival) Michelle Bachman can ride on her coatails and surpass her in the stretch!

Love's so decadant!

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: June 7, 2011 )

Cant do any WORSE
Lets face it the country is in a bloody mess.....

Or is that the world ?... even the Canucks took a pasting yesterday

How could Sarah do any worse if she tried

Then there is Weiner...... Haha... The sausage person....

Wiener Wiener your charm it just shows
the more you lie the longer the nose
Your wife is so pretty tell her I said
she should kick Pinocchio out of her bed

( Posted by: Fairplay [Member] On: June 7, 2011 )

The Comedy Hour
Very funny Eric. This lot of politicos should be on the comedy hour tv show...they love to make fools of themselves!

I'd laugh if it weren't so Nero...they're laughing while the world falls apart!

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: June 7, 2011 )

She won't run
but I'm sure she'll give you plenty to write about in the next year.

I Like Sarah, but I think she is becoming another Paris Hilton type celebrity; just stays in the headline enough to get invited to talk shows...

I say put her and Trump in the white house...wouldn't that be an interesting duo?


( Posted by: BWOz [Member] On: June 7, 2011 )

Dumb and Dumber!
Sure Brian...Dumb and Dumber...Two publicity hounds trying to outdo each other!!

Wonder who will get first Billing!

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: June 8, 2011 )

I LOVE the name Sara/Sarah and it was with a happy heart that I came in search of a Sara poem that would brighten my day! DAMN! I keep forgetting about whatshername.

( Posted by: Pen [Member] On: June 10, 2011 )

Sarah/Sara you know who!!!
Sorry Pen...but I can't help myself where she's concerned!

Every time she opens her mouth...she put's her foot in it...BOTH feet this time.

This is the 4th in a series of poems about whatshername...can't wait for #5!!!


( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: June 10, 2011 )

We are talking about Sarah Palin (sp?) right?

( Posted by: HeRoCoMpLeX [Member] On: June 10, 2011 )

More Sarah Palin
Yes, the former Governor of Alaska; before that- the Chairperson of the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission.

Sarah Palin has a degree in Communication/Journalism, with a minor in Political Science

Is she "dumb?"..Of course not.

President Obama stated he had "visited all fifty-seven states." A few weeks ago, while visiting the Queen of England, he signed the guestbook, dating it "2008." Does that make him a functional idiot? Is he dumb? Of course not.

( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: June 10, 2011 )

Sara Sara
Bea, I loved it. Hehe :). If I had any crumpets and tea I'd have some in honor of good ole Sara Sara what's her name.

( Posted by: JackGrady [Member] On: June 11, 2011 )

Sara, Sara, what's her name!
Thanks Jack. I just love her malapropisms...she's a female Yogi Berra! I can't wait to see what she flubs next!

Give her a ghost written speech read from a teleprompter and she bats her eyes and gives her down home "atcha" intonation for the ole boys at home...but ask an offhand reasonable question that she has to toss off hand and she's dumb struck, panics and blurts out the first thing that comes to her head.

I just can't wait to hear what she says next!


( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: June 12, 2011 )

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