THE CAPTAINS NEW YEARS PETITION
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Avast ye mates, ye ghast and scurvy crew!
Tonights the night, if I can calculate,
to mend our ways, and do what we can do
in betterin' what's handed out by fate;
I know yer minds be set on comely thighs
but none there be, within a hundred days
so think a bit within yer minds' own eyes
and play the part that ev'ry lover plays;
and we should spend some time down on our knees
and make our case known to the Lord of all
petitionin' for wind, and sand and trees
where welcomes us some ladies thin and tall.
As this new year comes in, let's make it right,
by prayin for some ladies of the night.
Fort Knox, KY