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TARZAN OF THE BUNGLE
Kindi Moi fell out of the sky one day and it is believed that he was the first Eritrean and some people believe he may even be the first African. Not much is known about it
but it is believed to have begun in the beginning just after
the begatting.

There were two dinosaurs, the very last two on the face of the earth, and they were having a fight on a peninsula that jutted off the coast of Cape Hateras. That's in the Carolinas. It was, that is, until the dinosaurs had their fight. It was a hot afternoon in hurricane season and they both had big sharp teeth. They grabbed one another by the necks and blood flew everywhere. One of them stepped in the fountain of youth and destroyed it forever. Sorry, Liz.

They bited each udders necks in two and they was dead before their heads hit the ground. The impact was so terrible, so terrible, it was bad mama! It was so bad that it broke the peninsula off from the mainland and it drifted out into the gulf stream and Alexander (the first hurricane, more on it later) came along and blew it north and east.

Now that might have been the end of that because its course was headed straight for the Arctic Circle where everbody knows the world ends and it would have fallen off into nowhere and the big black hole NASA still can't find. That's before they made the earth round.

But the hands of fate stepped in and the floating peninsula snagged onto an abandoned oil well in the English Channel and came to a rest just off the coast of Brittany. One day a boatload of Saxons came along and discovered the islands and put ashore.

"What we going to call this place, Herr Hair" one of the Saxons said.

"Let's call it England," was the anonymous reply. "Hear! Hear!" said the rest of
the Saxons.

That night they had a big Bar-B-Q and gave the world one of the great treats of all time, Polish sausage and saurkraut. A hundred and eighty years later the Queen was out with her court on the courtyard playing croquet. A space ship flew over their heads, real fast and real loud it sounded like a piston was going out.

They watched as it dipped into the horizon and crashed into the jungles of Africa.

"I wonder who that is," said the Queen.
"I don't know," said the Prince of Whales. "Maybe we ought to send Tarzan down and check it out."
the end
Vee Bdosa Oct 28 2010

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VeeBdosa
Fort Knox, KY



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The following comments are for "TARZAN OF THE BUNGLE"
by veebdosa

What?
I am thoroughly confused. I read it three times, and I'm still scratching my head! Care to enlighten me? I think I really need some sleep. My computer says 6am and my brain has finally failed me!

( Posted by: HavocTheDemon [Member] On: November 3, 2010 )

Press On, Nancy....
Yeh, I am good about enlightening everything. This is the biggest mess of gobbledook I ever wrote in my life. I swear, if I didn not know that I do not drink, I would swear I was drunk when I wrote it.

Actually, my whole brain is this way all of the time, I swear it is, and then I just have to pick at it until something maKES SENSE.

Well, i see McCainn is in angain and NaNCY is catchin the next Robin to San Francisco. (Poor little Robin, waqlkin, walkin, walkin to Missouri...." anybody remember that?

Well, Nancy, Vee Bdosa says from the heaart, job well done, we still love ya. Like Yogi Berra says, "It ain't over til it's over..." Press on, Nancy.

( Posted by: veebdosa [Member] On: November 3, 2010 )

Making Sense
Makes more sense than Genesis!


Can you now tell us the truth about the apocalypse?

Ivor

( Posted by: ivordavies [Member] On: November 8, 2010 )





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