A/N: Here's a oldie from my archives...sadly...still relevant today!
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HAPPY NEW YEAR...here's to smaller waists and larger wallets!
Tíwas the day after New Yearís
and all through the house
Came the sound of snoring from my partied-out spouse
But I in my nitegown went to the closet to dress
When I looked in the mirror. Boy, I sure was a MESS!
I pulled out a jacket, tried it on in disgust
ďIíve GOT to start dieting, itís really a MUST!Ē
ďThese pants are too tight, but they fit yesterday
I REALLY must diet, starting today!Ē
As the coffee was perking, I grabbed a sweet roll
Then put a dollop of butter on the last donut hole
I REALLY MUST DIET, I kept telling myself
Then I noticed leftover cookies all alone on the shelf!
Okay, TOMORROW Iíll start, I mean it, youíll see
(Unless company comes over bringing goodies for me)
So Iíll wait till NEXT MONTH when temptation is gone
And besides, there are plenty of clothes I havenít tried on!!!
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