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Two days at the castle and I am feeling fine. My wife has just brought me some of the best coffee in the world because she is better than the best. I have had several decent meals while within our abode. The best of which was fresh Icelandic cod cooked in olive oil and seasoned exquisitely with lemon and herbs served next to steamed broccoli. I washed it all down heartily with deep purple Gatorade. Our household pets have welcomed me back into the fold and are happy that I am back. I am happy to be back.

There is, however, much work to be done. Much to be cleaned, much to be washed, much to be repaired, and much wood to be chopped and since I refuse beat my servants, I have no servants. So all of this homework must be done by my own hands and back. I think I'd better sit here a while longer and think about it some more. Perhaps it is time for another goblet of rich chocolate Ovaltine.

In a parallel universe all of my work is done and I am known as King Antinomian (with huge muscles).

Reverend AntinormalitÓ

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The following comments are for "August 8, 9, and 10, 2009"
by TheTesticularPrancer

The King (parallel universe)
This blog was made me smile and laugh. It is good that you do not beat your servants. Rich and entertaining blogging Reverend;-)


( Posted by: TheRealKarmaTseringLhamo [Member] On: August 9, 2009 )

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