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All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.

Old David Heathcoat-Amory,
He took the piss a bit,
Expecting us taxpayers
To buy him horses' shit.

All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.

Ming got his flat refurbished,
We paid the ten grand fee,
Plus four grand parking charges
Though Ming could park for free.

All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.

Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper,
At Waitrose got their thrills,
Each month six hundred pounds spent,
Taxpayers got the bill.

All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.

Seems Mr. Spicer's claimed cash
To fix his helipad,
We've also paid his gardener
A few grand I might add.

All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.

Ms Blears has claimed allowance
For not one home but three,
And all this in the same year,
Where lives morality?

All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.

Jack Straw the justice guru,
We've paid him much too much,
His claims for mortgage bills and
Council tax weren't right as such.

All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.

Eighty-eight pence for bath plugs,
Some porno films to-boot,
Plus tens of thousands extra,
Ms Smith loves public loot.

All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.

Ms Moran's claimed for thousands,
(not one to be outdone)
To fund a dwelling neither
In Luton nor London.

All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.

Our MPs now need scapegoats,
They've found a few to-date,
By sealing Michael Martin
And Shahid Malik's fate.

All was bright and beautiful
But now shit's hit the fan,
British MPs have, it seems,
Been grabbing what they can.








Colin Baker May 2009



(With thanks to Cecil Frances Alexander)



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Colin Baker


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