(Late follow-up X-Mas Card to all our loved ones overseas)
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We sent you a bomb for Christmas. Did you get it?
They told us that this bomb was the latest in state-of-the-art bomb design. The instructions were a bitch. And in all those foreign languages. Did it work?
We decided here that we would send bombs instead of clothes, because a bomb is one size fits all. Did you like it?
The Holidays were stressful here, what with the bail-out and all. Bombs, however, were pretty cheap this season. Go figure.
Anyway, we'll be sending more bombs as the economy recovers. We just hope it doesn't become trendy. You know, everybody sending bombs. That will drive the prices up, and make sending a bomb, well...common.
But we can switch to missiles, I guess, though they don't seem quite as festive.
Hope everything else is well. Please send us some pictures of how the bomb went over. We're going to Greece next month and we'd like to have an album to pass around.
Your American Friends
and oh yes of course