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Muslim Geese Did It

It had to be Muslim geese to bring down the Airbus 320 in the Hudson River.
They were either home grown and locally trained geese or geese trained in Pakistan and imported here. Did these geese have green cards or visas? Were they taught to fly into jet engines and make pate. Or were they taught to evade and land safely after attacking in overwhelming numbers? I certainly hope not but I fear the worst. These attacking stealth jihad geese are at most major airports in the United States. They have been sleeper cells for many years now protected by unwitting accomplices like PETA, the Humane Society, The Sierra Club, Ducks Unlimited, the ACLU and other nefarious organizations. Any normal flock would have been in Cozumel this time of year. Will there be congressional investigations after THE ONE has assumed the presidency? Will there be an executive order to round up all the goose conspirors and send them to Guantanamo in perpetuity? Will they be allowed Korans translated into goosespeak? Will they be afforded prayer rugs? Will they be allowed swine free feed? I want to know.
And what of Mr. hero pilot? I want to know if he dropped his fuel on New Jersey after the geese attacked. Would New Jersey have noticed? You and I both know there is no way the fuel evaporated into the air at such low altitude. And if Mr. hero pilot didnít drop his fuel on New Jersey, did he actually crash his aircraft into the Hudson with a full tank of Grade A jet fuel? Think of the environmental damage to ensue due to this catastrophic spill. It would make the Exxon Valdez look like, well, the Exxon Valdez. There must have been some kind of protocol for this. I hear nothing. Where in the hell is Greenpeace when you need them? Where is John McCain? Where is Algore? Someone has to get to the bottom of this. The entire flight crew should be frog-marched to Cuba along with the geesehadists. And what about George W Bush? Weíve now been attacked for the second time during his dubious tenure as president. So much for security, folks! Where was Dick Cheney and his hot ass shotgun? Where was Lurch when this terrorist attack happened? What Homeland Security? Fighter jets should have been scrambled to shoot down that flight. The IDF would not have stood for this. There are going to be repercussions, far reaching repercussions. I have my hunting license and a good automatic shotgun, for now. I canít wait for the incoming Clinton, I mean Obama administration to get here. They will make everything alright. There is hope, and it floats; just like that jet in the Hudson.

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The following comments are for "Muslim Geese Did It"
by williamhill

Muslim Geesehadists

very witty and thought provoking

( Posted by: waelnawara [Member] On: January 17, 2009 )

Tale of the Geese
Last Thursday, as the fine U.S. Airways pilot was using the Hudson as a runway, the United States and the UAE were signing a Nuclear Cooperation Treaty. The attractive heads on TV talked for two days about the amazing event on the river...Most Americans probably didn't hear anything about the deal with the UAE. Just thought I'd mention it here.

Enjoyed your tale.

Robert William

( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: January 18, 2009 )

@ Dagger
As it was said once on South Park:

Blame Canada!


( Posted by: OchaniLele [Member] On: January 18, 2009 )

Yep. , with a side of . Thanks Charlie.

( Posted by: mobiussoul [Member] On: January 19, 2009 )

Uh... why did some gremlin just mangle my innocuous comment? All I wanted to say was that I thought this was funny. I blame the CIA. Us oddball foreigners can't so much as chuckle on an obscure literary website without a crack wire-tap team swinging into action like a well-oiled chorus line from a Fred Astaire movie.
Sorry Charlie.

( Posted by: mobiussoul [Member] On: January 19, 2009 )

"Obscure Website"!
Would love to know the "obscure" literary website you referred to...would like to give them a "looksee" and refer them to OUR ever growing, interesting group of talented writers!


( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: January 20, 2009 )

@ mobiussoul
I'm confused about your comment. How did it get "mangled"?

Please, repost in full. No one has done anything on this end to change it. Probably there is some technical glitch of which we are not aware. Did you get any error messages from the server?


( Posted by: OchaniLele [Member] On: January 20, 2009 )

PS mobiussoul
Just so you know, as far as I'm aware, I am unable to edit a comment. All I can do is delete. I can't change a word.

Recently, however, I did learn that I can edit original submissions BEFORE they hit the board. I learned it accidentally when trying to fix the formatting codes on Gale's "Writing Challenge" entry.


( Posted by: OchaniLele [Member] On: January 20, 2009 )

um hmmm
So when you see this on the news... "sleeper cells unwittingly protected by freedom of speech and the constitution" remember the freaking geese folks.

( Posted by: roach [Member] On: January 25, 2009 )

Funny; But True
Just stumbled onto this one,
funny stuff here for sure.
However, it is true. I have a cousin . . .
(LOL) - carl

( Posted by: cjmiller [Member] On: February 22, 2009 )

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