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Being schitzophrenic, I am able to communicate directly with God. One day, I heard his voice as clear as could be. God said, "Dave, I command thee to turn on the television." So I did, and Tiger Woods was playing a game of golf on channel two. I told God, "Oh, thanks for reminding me that Tiger was playing today." God then said, "Originally, I invented golf to test the patients of mankind... who would have thought that it would catch on."

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by davepfingston

Golf, Revelations, Liar Liar
I think all 3 of these are pretty funny. Kind of an old time Rodney Dangerfield stand up feel to them. I wish there was some way you could cue up a rimshot just as I finish on each one though. I'll certainly be reading them. The best to you. Robert

( Posted by: robnjop [Member] On: December 28, 2008 )

Thanks for your comment Rob. Originally, these jokes were written for a four panel comic strip. They're not published yet, but I plan on sending them out to syndicates after I finish the art.

( Posted by: davepfingston [Member] On: December 28, 2008 )

Well, now that you say that I can definitely see it as a four panel strip comic. I think you have an original and good idea there, the original part being the schizophrenic angle. Plus it is intelligent and funny. Hope it works out for you.

And I am sorry about your illness. Hope that doesn't seem condescending to you.

( Posted by: robnjop [Member] On: December 28, 2008 )

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