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A/N: My son keeps bugging me to flesh out the original...he thinks it was too short!

Sarah Palin (Revision #2)

Of Kewpie Dolls, we’ve had our fill
You don’t belong on Capitol Hill
Without a script, you draw a blank
We saw you with Katie and our hearts sank
What were you thinking when you decided to run
It would be a’d have some fun?
Beauty pageants are not the same
Politics are a different game
You can’t just flash those pearly teeth
You’ve got to be able to think on your feet
And that we know you cannot do
Meeting the press is a disaster for you.

Some call you brainless, I don't agree
Unbridled ambition is what I see!
You love the spotlight...c'mon...confess
But you'd love to strangle the left wing press
You preen and smile when the camera's start
Then the questions come and you fall apart!
You trot out your family, for all to view
That's no place for a baby...shame on you!

You think your folksy ways are cute
But honey, you should just stay mute
I can see you in a standoff with Putin
(That image just gets me pukin!)
You'll bat your eyes and say “you betcha”
Well…it’s not gonna happen
We voters won't “letcha!”

Copyright©2008 Beatrice Boyle
(All rights reserved)

Grandma Bea

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The following comments are for "Sarah Palin (Revsion #2)"
by Beatrice Boyle

Poor Poor Sarah!
I almost feel sorry for Sarah
She's lost in a world full of men
Who look at her slim sexy figure
And on their scale rate her a TEN
But they'd never vote for a woman
That's really off the wall
Her place is the bedroom and kitchen
And tend to his pleasure...that's ALL!
In this case Eric was right
He really was on his toes
When she shed those sexy tights
This Emperor had no clothes!!


A/N..never, ever, thought I'd have to defend Sarah...of all people. (And never will again!)
For Obama's sake...I hope they all think as Eric does!

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 24, 2008 )

Bea doesn't like Sarah Palin, because Bea has a brain...
Yes, Bea has a brain and has not become a pod bot for McCain and his Barbie-bot running mate...can you imagine that lipstick bimbo in the White House in control of BIG RED BUTTONS THAT GO BOOM BOOM BOOM?

Horrific thought, but it seems that her followers have all been podded, sloganized brainwashed and turned into voter-bots and it is too late them to ever get a clue!

You know the pods I'm talking about right out of science fiction...wake up one morning and your spouse (who has been podded during sleep) might as well be a frikin chickenfart (birdbrain that is and is no longer your old sweetheart)...

Yeah, I think Sarah Palin is some pod creature from outer-space sent here to laugh at the human race, and McCain doesn't look well, I'm pretty sure his pod has opened and he is no longer with us either, just his replica in image, but the brain is pod and might as be sod...what was he thinking when he picked Palin? No thinking involved...atleast not with his pants on... that's how it looks to me...

....but then again, like Ms.Bea, I can still think for myself, I am still me.

Great POEM Ms.BEA!!!

( Posted by: TheRealKarmaTseringLhamo [Member] On: October 24, 2008 )

Sarah...Designer's Darling!
Lena...I composed this BEFORE I heard of her shopping spree!!!! That one deseerves a poem all by itself.

Will try to work on it. I'd love to be able to post this outside the school bldg where I vote...but don't fancy spending the night in jail!!!


( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 24, 2008 )

"Some call you brainless, I don't agree
Unbridled ambition is what I see!"

couldn't agree more, Bea. been watching Palin on the news, her regular-hockey-mom bit is fooling no one, it's manipulative and cynical in the extreme... let's just hope the majority of voters are as astute as you. loved this piece, Grandma, it's good to be back.

( Posted by: AuldMiseryGuts [Member] On: October 26, 2008 )

I wouldn't want Sarah as my neighbor
Will McCain's poor judgement cost him the election, or the United States our last shred of dignity?
To the clothes: they make over American Idols, and we expect it. What's the big deal? Wish somebody'd give me some clothes money. Hey, how bout food and oil? I think a 17 year-old, knocked-up daughter, who's "husband-to-be" is dropping out of his senior year of high-school, doesn't speak to my regard of her parenting skills. I'm in rural VA and way too many young folk 'round here are in the same boat, but I wouldn't want their parent for my president.
Okay, so we can't control our kids, but then if you stand by your beliefs, why hide the girl's pregnancy at Sarah's introduction? Hid behind a baby blanket, and the next day, I really felt decieved. I'm sure it was the powers that creep, the same one's who dressed her. But she apparently doesn't have the grit for the job.
(First thing you do is stand up for what you believe in; at least be upfront enough to say what that is, right?)
My final problem with Sarah, (well, that's not true) - for now- is the rape kit bit. She doesn't agree that the feds should cover the cost of a rape kit, but leave it up to individual states as to whether or not it would be paid for, or if the woman would be required to BUY hor OWN rape kit! I don't think anyone should have to pay for their RAPE kit.

-loved your ending! hope it's prophecy-

blessings, Elizabeth

( Posted by: emaks [Member] On: October 26, 2008 )

Rats deserting a shinking ship!
I see Elizabth, where Mc Cain's top supporters are crying foul where she is concerned. She's throwing him under the bus, and promoting herself, to be the Repbulican's Hilary Clinton in the next election!

Geeze...all they had to do was read my poem...I saw that coming almost from the start!

New cast off clothes anyone??????
Ha...I don't think she'll let go of them anytime soon!!!

Good to see you back here!


( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 27, 2008 )


Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a head of lettuce???


Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and George W Bush???


Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a hockey stick???


Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and a grizzly bear...


Whats the difference between Sarah Palin and lipstick???


( Posted by: kilgoretrout [Member] On: October 27, 2008 )

Bea on Sarah Palin...awesome!
Just love it and had to come back and read it again...along with all the comments.

Blessings and namaste,

( Posted by: TheRealKarmaTseringLhamo [Member] On: November 3, 2008 )

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