A/N: My son keeps bugging me to flesh out the original...he thinks it was too short!
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Sarah Palin (Revision #2)
Of Kewpie Dolls, we’ve had our fill
You don’t belong on Capitol Hill
Without a script, you draw a blank
We saw you with Katie and our hearts sank
What were you thinking when you decided to run
It would be a lark..you’d have some fun?
Beauty pageants are not the same
Politics are a different game
You can’t just flash those pearly teeth
You’ve got to be able to think on your feet
And that we know you cannot do
Meeting the press is a disaster for you.
Some call you brainless, I don't agree
Unbridled ambition is what I see!
You love the spotlight...c'mon...confess
But you'd love to strangle the left wing press
You preen and smile when the camera's start
Then the questions come and you fall apart!
You trot out your family, for all to view
That's no place for a baby...shame on you!
You think your folksy ways are cute
But honey, you should just stay mute
I can see you in a standoff with Putin
(That image just gets me pukin!)
You'll bat your eyes and say “you betcha”
Well…it’s not gonna happen
We voters won't “letcha!”
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