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what would I do
if the Russians
got nasty?

I'd show them my tits

if demonstrators
marched on Washington
demanding regulations
for Wall Street and the banks?

I'd show them my tits

if scientists warned me
that Global Warming
is not God's Will?

you betcha
I'd show them my tits

they're not bad
for a lady my age
wanna see them?

I'll bet your mom
never showed you
her tits

I made some cookies
wanna see me
in an apron
and nothing else?

what was the question?
oh never mind
check these out

we need to move on
we need to get over it
all that bad stuff is in the past
want me to sing you
a lullaby?
I know what you want (wink)

so in answer to all
these goshdarn questions
does Obama have tits?
I'll betcha he don't

thank you for giving me
your support
I promise that when I'm elected
to be accountable
to show you my tits
on a regular basis

I may be as dumb as Bush
but...oh, that's right
I've got one of them too

wanna see?

Peter Buknatski
Montpelier, Vt.

Peter Buknatski

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The following comments are for "What's To Debate About These?"
by PeteySweety

Juvenile . . .
. . . but hilarious. I didn't want to like it, but the tone and the language were spot-on. I could actually hear her voice saying these things, as she blinked her eyelids in typical deer-in-headlights bewilderment.

Good work!

( Posted by: viper9 [Member] On: October 8, 2008 )

You Betcha!!
Petey...she's so desperate at this's all she's got left to fight betcha!

I'm still laughing!


( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: October 9, 2008 )

We've done dumb to death
Literally! No more idiots in high places, please. We can't afford it.
I'm reminded of a Phil Manzanera song that went:
Is it a surprise that your wine is sour
When you let a liar choose the brew he pours you?
Is it any wonder you've got no power
when you pay a thief to keep it for you?

( Posted by: poeteye [Member] On: October 18, 2008 )

Peter's "These?" Poor Palin & her "looks"?
I'm with Poeteye ALL the way on this one when it comes to are most all else here too..funny. Love it. Laughing our lous!!!

( Posted by: TheRealKarmaTseringLhamo [Member] On: October 19, 2008 )

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