Hey, boys and girls, learn to write CLERIHEWS! Choose the Presidential or Vice-Presidential candidate of your choice and have fun!
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Here are the rules:
A clerihew is a humorous pseudo-biographical quatrain, rhymed as two couplets with lines of uneven length, more or less in the rhythm of prose. The name of the subject is usually at the end of the first line (sometimes the second line) and is well known. The humor of the clerihew is whimsical rather than satiric.
Here are a couple of examples using the current Administration:
Bush, George W.,
History will judge you
And offer no absolution
For shredding the Constitution.
Cheney, youíre a famous Dick
Big business is your bailiwick.
Is it a wonder we canít impeach you?
Even your own heart attacks canít reach you.
Try it today! You're sure to receive lots of comments.
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