To hurl or not to hurl, that is the question:
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Whether 'tis nobler in this street to suffer
The slings and arrowes of outraged passers-by,
Or to make haste for that hedge,
And by doing so, avoid them? My eye!
To chorkle no more in public gaze? To say I will end
The partaking of pavement pizza-making in shop doorways?
A Saturday night trend that is heyre, and heyre to stay? 'Tis a situation
Devoutly not to be wish'd. Heecccccchhluuuugg !!! Now;
To sneak, perchance, one last swift half; Ay, there's a pub!
Colin Baker July 2008
(With thanks to Mr. Shakespeare)