Don’t hang out your washing in Public
by Fairplay (Member) - published: June 25, 2008
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Now I was trying to think of a good Title and came up with
1 Skid Row
2 Now wash your hands
3 Men in Daisies

Maybe you can read the following and come up with a suitable alternative other than “Lazy Buggers”

Now I am not a sniffer
I know wrong from right
Doing the weekly washing
I see a dreadful sight
Not they don’t use liners
You would never tell !!!
Just too bleedin lazy
To wipe their asses well
Knickers full of skid mark
Makes using “Shout” a must
Who then does the housework ?
The girls I can not trust.

Dedicated any girls still living with mum and dad who think cleanliness is only for parents

Mr McClean

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Eric XXX

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by Fairplay

your desgusting...
is there anything you won't say for attention?

( Posted by: TAMMYHENDRIX [Member] On: June 25, 2008 )

Good Title
Hi

That's as good a tittle as any "Your Descusting" however the girls would then laugh at me for my inability to spell correctly.

They are not so much Disgusting as just educated teenagers with too much in their heads to worry about minor stuff like who does the housework.

when I was very young and left skid marks I would hide the fact from my mum by self washing the offending garment

Eric

Eric

( Posted by: Fairplay [Member] On: June 25, 2008 )

skid marks on my heart
Personally found this hilarious because it is true. I live with sister and her family and have, on more than one occasion, wondered why the offending item in question is left out as if it were a calling card.

I'm paranoid and compulsive about bodily functions but I wouldn't say they're disgusting. In fact, I wouldn't say a word.

Tammy's reply was all too human though. No one can fault her for it.

How about "Skidding to a halt" as title?

( Posted by: desvelado [Member] On: June 25, 2008 )

Heart to Heart
Hi Des

Thanks for that... yes I am pretty much the same about bodily functions...however as a carer (and dad years earlier) a few skid marks are fairly mild......

It's a matter for the heart when the shit really starts flying...or a strong constitution.

I have had a few girlfriends who have been nurses along the way….. In fact my brother Ivor and his wife Joan were nurses at one time, I was just saying to him yesterday I much prefer making the mess than cleaning it up…

My claim to fame… I was outside the coliseum in Rome desperate for a Poo…. I found a toilet with an attendant who wouldn’t let me in because my smallest change was a High Currency Banknote….

I went round the back and shit against the wall…..through the eye of a niddle so to speak…The attendant came round to check half way through…I gave him the thumbs up….

Nothing more I could do otherwise I would of Pood my pants….

Ahhhh little snippets of life…… Who needs fiction… so much real stuff

( Posted by: Fairplay [Member] On: June 25, 2008 )

A Wet One
I'm all for a good fart joke or poem...some are a little wetter than others and leave skid marks...Life's dirty...Clean it up...Soon enough it will be time for the Depends...Or adult Nappies ...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: June 26, 2008 )

Ask First
Hi Kacee

I thought farting was bad till I came across the nauseating smell skunks can make….

Matter of fact everyone passes wind, it reminds me of the joke…

In the class teacher is asking young pupils to put “definitely” in a sentence. Young Jimmy (keen as ever) is the first with his hand up.
Ignoring his keenness for a while, teacher asks a few other pupils first. Jimmy seems to relax a little and rather than ignore him further teacher asks what he has to say….

Jimmy replies he was going to ask if he could be excused to go to the toilet but didn’t need to anymore.

Well said the teacher “Why have you still got your hand up?”

“I think I might have a sentence with definitely in it, but first I need to know if farts have lumps in them”

…… You can guess the rest……..
Eric

( Posted by: Fairplay [Member] On: June 26, 2008 )

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