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(A little bit of rant)

Well, I did it again...Missed the ball ...Slipped into unconsciousness and woke up at 12:14 ...Said poop on it and went to bed...
I stopped making resolutions years ago...Never could keep em so now I don't bother ...Just pray to God for a better year...
I don't want another try at the caramel... lesson learned ...
My oldest has been sick with clogged sinuses so I went to the store with our 86 year old neighbor...bless her heart , she's a sweetie...but I'm praying as soon as she hits drive ...I tried to go fast to pick up some stuff we needed ( we needed everything)..My son mentioned Afrin spray...So I picked some up for him...(unclogged him fast...) When I got up to the check-out I forgot the Puffs...the lady told me I had time to go back and a customer told me they were in aisle 9 ...ran up that aisle and saw a stock boy ...who told me they were in aisle I go ...running again...( not good for the old hips) way in the back ...stopped for a breath before heading back to #4 I go ...some old codger is farting and fuming...cause he had to wait for a few minutes...(he must have had some nasty left over from Christmas) I just looked at him and smiled .....If he would have looked at me again ...I would have made a Kissey Face at him...with the sexy eye thing going on...At my age , I don't think that works anymore...

Kacee Huggs

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The following comments are for "HAPPY NEW YEAR...OOPS I DID IT AGAIN!"
by nitz kitty

as long as it's not a glass eye, that kissy face might just work ;)

nuts to the codgerly curmudgeon, and what a great phrase “farting and fuming” is. happy 2008, my friend.

( Posted by: AuldMiseryGuts [Member] On: January 2, 2008 )


I guess at that age farting and fuming is all they can do...I run into Crabby Appletons where ever I go...I think they are stalking me...or I might just be getting paranoid in my old age...That glass eye thing is sooo funny but I don't think I'll poke out my eye to try it...Have a great 2008...Lit needs you...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: January 2, 2008 )

Farts and Lumps
You must have some young farts in training to be old farts up there in Canada...I guess patience is an acquired virtue ...I always tell people ,"If I'm in a hurry...I don't go shopping." I used to be a cashier...I've just about seen it all...Thanks for looking in on me and leaving a comment.

I guess everyone has left a lumpy fart at least once...I've done it myself but so far not out in public...It's funny after the fact...thanks for reading and commenting...Don't be late in 2008...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: January 3, 2008 )

Blessings for Kacee...
Sorry for the belated drop in but I have been up to my yin yang in busy distraction. By the way, Kacee, you are not as old as you would like us to think, for I have never met anyone more young at heart than you. You are an energy (it shows in your writing) that cannot be denied;-) Kissy face and old farts? Gross! I just read what Lucie said, heeheee, a suppository in your mouth? Not a good thought or visual image I needed to think about. Thanks for sharing the fun, Kacee.

( Posted by: TheRealKarmaTseringLhamo [Member] On: January 5, 2008 )

Young at heart...
Thanks for stopping by to read and comment...You're right , I don't like the visual on that suppository thing either...I am young in my thinking but my body parts let me know how old I really am ...when they refuse to work as they once did...I'm just going with the flow...Went to a wedding yesterday...really sweet couple...I love to give gifts that are different so I came up with a Romance Kit...A bottle of nonalcoholic champagne -wine glasses-a flameless heart candle- post-it and pens to leave love notes around the house and money to enjoy a romantic dinner...

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: January 6, 2008 )

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