To all my friends at lit...old and new...
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Time for a new thread...Hope I have some takers...I have to rant about people who put junk warnings on the net before checking to see if they are true...I check for them and tell them when they are false...and here is what I get..."WELL, IT COULD HAPPEN." Yeah, and I could be transported by a whirlwind to another state...I'm sooo peeved I could spit nickles and stomp grapes...
I wrote this little story to see if it would go around the net at least once...and see how many idiots would believe it...I'm done...Now it's your turn...Who or what pushes your buttons? Don't let it stew in your belly...get it out...Scream, holler, shout...
THRILL SEEKERS GAME PROVES DEADLY
Last night , Sadie Lipshitz, 83, from Hockey Puck , PA. was grabbed as she walked out of the "Only A Dollar" store at the East Side Strip Mall by a gang of ruffians. They stole her purse and shoved her into a shopping cart, rolled her down the hill , into on coming traffic...where she smashed head-on into a semi truck owned by Big Jake Bodkin. He was devastated but unhurt. EMTs scooped Sadie up with a broom and a shovel...She was the third elderly person in as many weeks to meet with an untimely death at the hands of this gang....
The first was Sam Schlepcovich, 85, as he came from "Tobacco R US" at the Chew and Spit Strip Mall in Camel, PA....Last week Lil Beaver, 79, was mauled as she exited the " Look Where You're Going " Eye Boutique at the Looky -See Strip Mall in Trippersville,PA....
I'm starting to wonder if this isn't a Genocide Conspiracy....We must protect our elderly citizens...You wouldn't want this to happen to your Grandma or Pap...Would You?
I suggest you accompany the elderly and carry a couple of rolls of quarters tied in a pillow case...You won't have to get real close to take the perps out...Now let's get out there and protect our elderly...
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