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Farder Muclen

With hid mucus glands aflowing
wid lava mucal verve
Farder Muclen telled da werld
der Bogalld comed doon fra
die horrwid swampons
gedding uggier and uggier widder munchen cussingpids
Hed crumped an crayled til hid tubby ecpanded
oder der wayd od hid abobe
den bangd leebin wun fogging shew

I recently entered this masterpiece under the name Paul Fat Burken on a website Poetry.com for their ongoing contest. Basically Poetry.com are a bunch of scammers, they send you an email telling you what a wonderful and unique talent you have. Eventually you'll be invited to pay for the book in which your superb poem is published. There's also the invitation to go to a function (black tie of course - nothing else just a tie) that'll also cost you bucks and a bit. Go to WritersWeekly.com for more info about these swindlers.



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In five hundred years time, most of us will be forgotten dust. But Hitler will still be remembered, God loves irony.


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