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With hid mucus glands aflowing
wid lava mucal verve
Farder Muclen telled da werld
der Bogalld comed doon fra
die horrwid swampons
gedding uggier and uggier widder munchen cussingpids
Hed crumped an crayled til hid tubby ecpanded
oder der wayd od hid abobe
den bangd leebin wun fogging shew
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In five hundred years time, most of us will be forgotten dust. But Hitler will still be remembered, God loves irony.