"Your corn is expensive, I hear.
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What makes it so terribly dear?"
The farmer replied,
"I'm a pirate inside,
And my corn is a fair buccaneer."
A short fortuneteller named Marge
Was jailed on a felony charge.
She couldn't make bail
But escaped from the jail
And is now a short medium at large.
The exorcist worked at his best
To give a man's spirit some rest.
With the demons away,
The man failed to pay,
So now he has been repossessed.
A wonderful writer was he
With "The Raven" and "Annabel Lee,"
And it shouldn't surprise
That his fame would arise.
The word "Poet" fits Poe to a t.