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This is my first try at writing lyrics...
I'm going through my Tee Hee ...Hee Haw Stage
I want Jimmy the Three Toed Owl to sing this...
Think it'll make it to the top of the Country Charts?
Who gives a rat's patute!!!

Met him on the rebound
Didn't know what I'd found
He attacked without a sound
Oh, that Scorpio Man

Should have known it wouldn't last
It happened oh too fast
Before I knew, the die was cast
By that Scorpio Man

We married way too soon
Didn't have a Honeymoon
Couldn't hear that dying tune
Sang by that Scorpio Man

Chorus: He texed me
Sexed me
Vexed me
Then he exed me
That Evil Scorpio Man

Kacee Huggs


The following comments are for "Never Marry a Scorpio Man"
by Nitz Kitty

Never Narry a Scorpio
it might make the top of the charts cant help but laugh. Thanks for this.

( Posted by: wanda [Member] On: April 6, 2007 )

a sting in the tale
well, Kacee, I'd certainly buy a copy. love the texed, vexed, sexed, exed chorus... such is life. great song.

( Posted by: AuldMiseryGuts [Member] On: April 7, 2007 )

Texed, Sexed, Vexed, Exed
Hey, Wanda and Shannon...
Thanks for the comments on my little Hee Haw experience..I kept thinking of that song Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer...and wanted to write a funny song too...nothing could make it better than to have the music written and then sung by a twangy Country Western singer...Kacee

( Posted by: Nitz Kitty [Member] On: April 7, 2007 )

if these aren't
the lyrics to some punchy, down-home, loud country music drinkin' song, then i don't know what is!!! loved it.


( Posted by: johnjohndoe [Member] On: April 7, 2007 )

Fittin' in country
Thanks ever so jjd...I always knew I'd fit in somwhares...maybe I have a career in writing bar fightin' songs...I know this song made me crazy and I ain't even had a drink...YEE HAW... Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: April 8, 2007 )

Never say never
As a card carrying Scorpio, I would register a protest to soauthority. But fact is, I enjoyed this too much. Good stuff Kacee(Right name for a band, wrong genre).

( Posted by: Sandbanx [Member] On: April 9, 2007 )

Hey, Scorpio Man
The " Horrorscope" actually says Cancer and Scorpio are compatible ...Well, living with that guy for 28 years was like wiping my butt with sandpaper every day...Done that been there and I for one won't go there again...the song is just a warning...
Christopher...Thanks for your comment...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: April 10, 2007 )

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