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Men are like assorted candies
Some are chocolate covered nuts
A little wacky and may break your teeth
Spicy jelly beans, a variety of colors and flavors

Be careful of the rum balls
they will intoxicate you
Soft centers sometimes have juicy
liquid that may run down your chin

Some are like candy bars
they taste better frozen
I love men, they just keep getting stuck in between my teeth
Please excuse me while I floss

Kacee Huggs

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The following comments are for "Tastey Morsels"
by Nitz Kitty

Kacee's confectionary
"Please excuse me while I floss" made me laugh out loud. A lot of fun, this. ...

...My friend Claudie, high priestess of the "if you were a *blank* which one would you be and why?" pointless e-mail questions wanted to know what sort of sweets we all were once. After much head scratching and dunnoing she suggested I was a piece of cough candy. When asked why she replied that I look nice enough but tasted vile. ... also I had no real medicinal value. ;) charming ... this just reminded me of that... feel a thread coming on, possibly....?

( Posted by: AuldMiseryGuts [Member] On: November 7, 2006 )

Tastey Morsel
you had me laughing at this one. Tastey morsel indeed very well done thanks for this

( Posted by: wanda [Member] On: November 7, 2006 )

Shannon and Wanda
I can't take full credit for one friend sent me a Halloween card with a really fat witch sitting on top of a pile of human bones...with the caption..."I love men, but they get caught in my teeth!" Picking her teeth with her finger... Then I thought of Forrest Gump with his " Life is like a box of chocolates." put them together and this is what developed...I guess I have a sick sense of humor...hehe... thanks to both of you for your delightful comments...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: November 7, 2006 )

Seeking Mr. Right...
Oh, so many stupid men out there!
The jewels are very rare,
so when you find one who can truly make your heart sing,
Make sure that he is the one who gives you the diamond ring!

A very accurate depiction of the male race indeed, Ms. Kitty! If you haven't read my poem entitled "Duh!", be sure to check it out, as it may inspire you to continue writing more poems like this one (in the same way your poetry inspires me!).

-Aubri, a. k. a. "Leopard Lady"

( Posted by: ArsPoet2789ica [Member] On: November 7, 2006 )

tastey treats
I did read your Duh poem...good one...I'm just writing for fun now...things that pop into my head and try to put a little humor in them...
No longer looking for Mr. Right...He's not out there...just a bunch of control freaks...I'm happy just the way I am...going where I want , when I want...I no longer need a man to make my life complete...Thanks for your comment...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: November 7, 2006 )

Hard Candy
Bonbon buffet..

You rule!


( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: November 7, 2006 )

Bobby BonBons
That reminds me ...those were Peg Bundy's favorite candy...She was the Mother of all mothers...thanks for the ruling ...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: November 7, 2006 )

Kacee's Candy
Oh Kacee you are one funny nitz kitty. I loved it. And I LOVE CANDY... ah men too.


( Posted by: nae411 [Member] On: November 7, 2006 )

Thanks for reading and commenting...I'll send you some tooth picks and dental floss...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: November 7, 2006 )

Kacee's cavities
Men are like marshmallows, they melt when they see a pretty girl!

Loved this Kacee...I see you haven't lost your sense of humor!


( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: November 8, 2006 )

How fun, "men are like assorted candies"-
You are very funny, and make me laugh! Yes, Men ARE like assorted candies. I have sampled many nuts. Nibled, tasted, spat out a few, and got sucked into some that seemed to be the "creams".
Wish they all came with the Whitman "map"- but what adventure is there in that? Mostly, I guess, wish women would stop putting the ones that are gross pack in the little black folded papers- throw them out, and leave the tasty ones for us to enjoy!
best to you Ms. Kitty-

(p.s. Bea is back! Yeah!)

( Posted by: emaks [Member] On: November 8, 2006 )

Kacee, as always you make me laugh! Tasty treats, they may be. Some are nuts, some are sour candies. If only it were easy to tell from the packaging which you might end up with!
Just let me fore-go the ones that are soft in the middle; don't mind a little bit of jelly in the belly, just don't like those that are sickening sweet with no substance at all. Nice metaphor. Nice to see your humour! (Nice to see Bea, too!)
best blessings-

( Posted by: emaks [Member] On: November 8, 2006 )

Long time no see, Bea...glad you decided to read me...thanks for the comment...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: November 8, 2006 )

This poem is about one thing... Cannabelism ...others seem to put their own little spin on it...and that is great...seeing how others think...thanks for reading and commenting...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: November 8, 2006 )

Kacee, you are too funny! Chew em up and spit em out- Sorry for the double comment. Thought it got lost...
best to you-

( Posted by: emaks [Member] On: November 8, 2006 )

I knew I spelled it wrong
Yes, Elizabeth...
I wrote this about a Halloween card one of my friends sent me...I think I explained it in my first comment...but I love when people read their own meanings into my poems ...makes the poem not so boring...Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: November 8, 2006 )

Spelled It Wrong
Just had to say, who cares about spelling, if it's not for profit (lol)- I butcher spelling sometimes- (look at last night's comments, ;)- )
My oldest was taught in Gwinnett, County, GA, and they said "spell 'creatively'" hell with phonics! Spell it the way it seems to you! It's a nice thought, I guess, but this child is now twenty, schollarship to University of VA (founded by Thomas Jefferson) and if not for spell check, she'd be a bloody mess of nerves!
When it's important, like for proffessional reasons, or even personal communications, I try to make sure I spell correctly.
If it's 2 in the morning, and I'm just commenting around, ah well, I'll do my best- but my typing sucks too, so there you go-

Thanks for the fun thoughts tonight, Kacee- I'm thinking now of your other poem you have on the board right now ("Ice-picked your brain...) Wish you could stop by for a glass of wine with me :)-
best, as always to you,

( Posted by: emaks [Member] On: November 9, 2006 )

I don't drink but if you have some green tea...I may take you up on it...the other poem you spoke of...some advice to the guys...come up with some darn good answers when a woman asks you, "What are you thinking?" and run like heck if she says she wants to "Pick" your brain..."I wanna find out what makes you tick", is also a get outa town statement...just having fun...thanks for the far as spelling...I'm getting bad at transposing letters and numbers...hope I don't make a boo boo if I ever have to dial 911....Kacee

( Posted by: nitz kitty [Member] On: November 9, 2006 )

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