Obesity caused by Global Warming
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by Jeffery L. Brown
As shocking as this may seem, the only hope for the future of our planet may be to stop giving fat people food. There are those that may see obesity and global warming as two separate blights on society today. I see them as a union made in hell. Add the population explosion we are experiencing to the formula and you have a deadly trio that just may spiral us into the next ice age.
Here is how this deadly triangle feeds off itself:
Greenhouse Gasses (Global Warming) causes increased temperature in the atmosphere, i.e., “it gets hot”.
When People get hot they sweat and sweating releases HEAT...INTO THE ATMOSPHERE!
Furthermore, when it gets hot people don’t like to exercise, which makes them FAT.
Fat people sweat more, thereby releasing even MORE HEAT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE!
Now throw in the population explosion and what does that bring us, that‘s right...MORE FAT PEOPLE SWEATING.
More fat people sweating brings us even more global warming, it’s too hot to exercise, they get fatter , more warming, more fat, to what end? I for one can no longer stand by and watch this death spiral occur. I am not suggesting, nor advocating individuals find the nearest fat man and slap the triple cheese chili dog out of his hand, but for the future of America and the world, we have to start somewhere.
It wasn't my fault...I fell asleep and missed my stop.