Mean and Horney
by Fairplay (Member) - published: July 24, 2006
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Category - Poetry
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I only went in for a meal
In my mind thought
“What’s the deal?”
For when the waitress I espied
Coming over to my side

I asked her
“How are you today?”
“Mean and Horny” she replied

As she led us to our seat
I thought quick
What must I eat?
Oysters or same tiger-tail
Eggs I thought just ask for quail

She asked nicely
Which way done
“Oh fertilized baptized with ale”

That joke was surely in my mind
What I said
Most likely kind
Couldn’t eat until I knew
If what she said was really true

I asked politely
With a smile
“Mean and Horney?” is that you?

She fell about, sat by my side
I felt her arm
Around me glide
“Ornery not Horney is what I said”
“Don’t tell the boss or I am dead”

------
Eric XXX

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The following comments are for "Mean and Horney"
by Fairplay

Great poem!
Now this is hilarious! It goes so well with your Secrets poem Eric. Keep it up!

( Posted by: Penelope [Member] On: July 25, 2006 )

Funny
Loved it...sounds so hilariously british.

( Posted by: Thea [Member] On: July 25, 2006 )

Mean and Horney
laughed so hard I just sprayed coffee all over the screen.

( Posted by: AuldMiseryGuts [Member] On: July 25, 2006 )

Good laugh
This one cracked me up. Well written.
Regards,
Dil

( Posted by: DilBrown [Member] On: July 25, 2006 )

Mean and Horney
What a wit on ya, Eric...
Funny as heck....this however does remind me of a dearly loved lady from my church that passed away some time ago ...If you asked her how she was ...she always answered "Ornery and contemptible." Thanks for bringing me that memory...Kacee

( Posted by: Nitz Kitty [Member] On: July 25, 2006 )

Mean and Horney
i like it funny well written.

( Posted by: wanda [Member] On: July 25, 2006 )

Horney Eggs
Enjoyed this verse - very funny, and as usual, cleverley written.

Eggs "fertilized baptised with ale" - not familiar with it but sounds yummy. How do you prepare this egg dish? Poached in ale? Do be a "good egg" and tell me.

I have a wedding gift suggestion - go back to castanedalupe's Natural Drag Queen piece. Should have put the suggestion on your thread here.

( Posted by: gomarsoap [Member] On: July 26, 2006 )

Documentary
Thanks for the clarification in your PM.

Also, I googled Forbidden Love and must warn you that there are other films with the same title. The one I suggested has the subtitle: "The Unashamed Stories of Lesbian Lives."

( Posted by: gomarsoap [Member] On: July 26, 2006 )

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