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"Okay, I'm taking the snatch monkey."

"Don't be crazy," she said, "you'll never outsnatch that monkey."

"Not gonna try, gonna grab his ring, jump on him, and ride him out."

"Okay, then I'll take the life-size Shirley Temple doll, dressed for The Good Ship Lollipop. I'll put her in my window, make the neighbors think I've got a granddaughter."

"Okay," he said coolly, "I'll take the death-mask of Cleopatra, the one made out of chocolate."

She refused to look at him. "Then I'll take the negligee, the overnight bag, and the sports car."

"I'll take Botticelli's Venus on the Half-Shell."

"I'll take the third movement of Rachmaninoff's Second Piano Concerto."

"I'll take the first scene of Kubrick's 2001."

"Then I'll take The Squidtaster."

"Okay, okay, just don't introduce him to me."

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The following comments are for "Settlement"
by johnlibertus

Funny. That's it, I can't say anything else.

( Posted by: Siah [Member] On: May 30, 2006 )

Settling up
Amusing. But what the hey is a snatch monkey?

Or maybe those are snatch monkeys in the first scene of Kubrick's film?

( Posted by: gomarsoap [Member] On: June 22, 2006 )

A+ for parody purity.

( Posted by: MountainBill [Member] On: June 22, 2006 )

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