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OxyContin highs
Limbaugh junky piggy lies
sausage plump Rush freed


plump Rush sausage suits
oxyContin Limbaugh lies
junky piggy freed


"All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling" -Oscar Wilde


The following comments are for "Pork Radio (multiple choice)"
by mountainbill

Rush to judgement
Rush Limbaugh, shoe fits
Pig intestine stuffed with shit
Half-wit half-lit pig

Now we know what he means by "with half of my brain tied behind my back".

I sometimes listen to Rush. (One must keep an eye, or in this case an ear, on these drug-crazed right-wing radicals.) He was spewing venom at those opposed to Bush's illlegal wiretapping of Americans, proclaiming "If you have nothing to hide, you have no reason to worry. I have nothing to hide from the government". So why did he so vigorously oppose government access to his medical records? He was also denigrating statements made by a female liberal (I don't remember who she was), saying things such as "I know what her problem is. I know what she needs, and I can give it to her", and I thought 'What does she need that you can give her, Rush? Oxycontin, perhaps?' I wanted to respond so I called the toll-free number announced on his show and got a recording directing me to call a 1-900 pay-by-the-minute number. Apparently dildo-heads and opponents alike must pay for the privilege of speaking with the master debater.

Fun stuff here!

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: May 15, 2006 )

Gooseberry Puddin' wif shades.

drsoos> I listen to Rush for the same reasons you do. Thanks for stopping by and looking this over. I like your version the best. Figures Rush being the insatiable pig would have a 900 pay number for his radio call ins? Greedy piggy fuck.

Penelope> 're aw the chuffin' cockney ocean pearls in East London as Peas in a Pot as ya? Arfur J Shanks for readin' me poem.

( Posted by: MountainBill [Member] On: May 16, 2006 )

Rush and Oxycontin
I think I watch Jack Van Impe Presents for the same reason you listen to Rush Limbaugh (we don't get his radio show up here, but I'm sure I remember watching a TV version of it about ten years ago). Jack and Rexella blow my mind! I've been addicted to them since I was twelve.

Loved these clever little gems. Really, the oxycontin could explian so much. I've spent most of the last twelve weeks on a constant stream of oxycontin and it's made me weird (and all-but-narcoleptic) and sometimes incoherent. Try teaching when you can never remember what you just said! I warned my students in March: "Be forgiving; I'm pretty stoned right now".

"Limbaugh junky piggy lies". Love it. Is there a method behind this madness? If so, do share -- I'd like to give it a shot (if I can stay awake long enough).

( Posted by: Viper9 [Member] On: May 16, 2006 )

In a Rush

Rush never sleeps (but he nods off a lot)

Hey hey my my
Right wing Rush will never serve time
He had enough prescriptions
to fill his mansion high
Hey hey my oh my

That's my best shot in under a minute.

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: May 17, 2006 )

2nd thought
"to get millions high" would have been better.

oh well

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: May 17, 2006 )

3rd thought

This is what made me think of that song

The king of talk is drugged and rotten
drugged and rotten! drugged and rotten!

This is a song about oxycontin
Oxycontin! oxycontin!
There's more to this blowhard
than meets the ear
'cause he's stoned as hell and probably queer
(not that there's anything wrong with that)

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: May 17, 2006 )

Rush Limp-paw*
Rush talkin out his ass,
once again, not smokin grass
(that'd be just too low class)
but oxycontin gets him stoned
and then we hear him just bemoan
the liberals and the wanna be's
(cause we're just us, and can't be he)
but surely he'll not be black-listed
cause he likes Bush (Maybe f**k fistin)
Airwaves owned by conservative friends
So Rush will stay, while "Howard" ends...

just a 30 second thought to join in your train-
sorry mountainbill, for weak entry, but it is 3 a.m.- just wanted you to know I appreciated your original thought and got "caught in the moment"

( Posted by: emaks [Member] On: May 17, 2006 )

Pork Radio
You ended up with two versions? I like the others by drsoos and emaks. You never told me you spoke Cockney slang? Since when?

( Posted by: Legs [Member] On: May 18, 2006 )

belated thanks.

( Posted by: MountainBill [Member] On: July 19, 2006 )

What a nice Haiku...
but do you remember the name of our own haiku specialist? Aeon or something like that? I think she got erased like some others, again maybe not?

( Posted by: TheRealKarmaTseringLhamo [Member] On: August 28, 2008 )

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