------ "All bad poetry springs from genuine feeling" -Oscar Wilde
The following comments are for "Pork Radio (multiple choice)" by mountainbill
Rush to judgement
Rush Limbaugh, shoe fits
Pig intestine stuffed with shit
Half-wit half-lit pig
Now we know what he means by "with half of my brain tied behind my back".
I sometimes listen to Rush. (One must keep an eye, or in this case an ear, on these drug-crazed right-wing radicals.) He was spewing venom at those opposed to Bush's illlegal wiretapping of Americans, proclaiming "If you have nothing to hide, you have no reason to worry. I have nothing to hide from the government". So why did he so vigorously oppose government access to his medical records? He was also denigrating statements made by a female liberal (I don't remember who she was), saying things such as "I know what her problem is. I know what she needs, and I can give it to her", and I thought 'What does she need that you can give her, Rush? Oxycontin, perhaps?' I wanted to respond so I called the toll-free number announced on his show and got a recording directing me to call a 1-900 pay-by-the-minute number. Apparently dildo-heads and opponents alike must pay for the privilege of speaking with the master debater.
drsoos> I listen to Rush for the same reasons you do. Thanks for stopping by and looking this over. I like your version the best. Figures Rush being the insatiable pig would have a 900 pay number for his radio call ins? Greedy piggy fuck.
Penelope> 're aw the chuffin' cockney ocean pearls in East London as Peas in a Pot as ya? Arfur J Shanks for readin' me poem.
Rush and Oxycontin
I think I watch Jack Van Impe Presents for the same reason you listen to Rush Limbaugh (we don't get his radio show up here, but I'm sure I remember watching a TV version of it about ten years ago). Jack and Rexella blow my mind! I've been addicted to them since I was twelve.
Loved these clever little gems. Really, the oxycontin could explian so much. I've spent most of the last twelve weeks on a constant stream of oxycontin and it's made me weird (and all-but-narcoleptic) and sometimes incoherent. Try teaching when you can never remember what you just said! I warned my students in March: "Be forgiving; I'm pretty stoned right now".
"Limbaugh junky piggy lies". Love it. Is there a method behind this madness? If so, do share -- I'd like to give it a shot (if I can stay awake long enough).
Rush talkin out his ass,
once again, not smokin grass
(that'd be just too low class)
but oxycontin gets him stoned
and then we hear him just bemoan
the liberals and the wanna be's
(cause we're just us, and can't be he)
but surely he'll not be black-listed
cause he likes Bush (Maybe f**k fistin)
Airwaves owned by conservative friends
So Rush will stay, while "Howard" ends...
just a 30 second thought to join in your train-
sorry mountainbill, for weak entry, but it is 3 a.m.- just wanted you to know I appreciated your original thought and got "caught in the moment"