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fluffy was an easter bunny,
though he was not impressed,
others liked the prestige,
he was not like the rest,

he found it inconvinient,
the way the whole thing worked,
laying treats out of his bottom.
- others said he was a jerk,

he was often heard to opine,
about how bad it was,
and how often he was injured,
from jumbo chocolate eggs and such,

No the worst, said our dear fluffy,
are the great big bunny ones,
thy're damn near big as me,
I don't call that fun!

Oh, to be a cadbury bunny,
who just lays chocolate eggs,
not a benighted easter bunny,
with sores on his rump for days.

each year I wait in horror
for the dreaded day to dawn,
and when the day is over,
I cry 'till the next one.

It's utterly exhausting,
to lay treats all day for weeks,
in constant preparation,
to load kids up on sweets.

No I am not vrey happy
about my present job
they lied when i was hired,
said it would be no prob,

but from the first I noticed,
that it got me so frutrated,
'cause when it comes to laying treats,
I'm always constipated.

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The following comments are for "easter bunny blues"
by wally 5

Constipated Easter bunny
The poor little guy - I heard that cadbury's is hiring- somebody type the sad little guy's resume - spread the word about Workman's Comp - if that doesn't work there is always Disability!

( Posted by: The Demure 1 [Member] On: March 19, 2006 )

Easter bunny blue,s
I laughed all the way thru this one. Poor little guy. I do truly feel for the little guy and while Im here I would like to cancell my order for the 6 large chocolate rabbits.....LOL
"Keep on inkin the pages"

( Posted by: POISON9901 [Member] On: March 22, 2006 )

Chocolate currents?

Maybe Fluffy would like toi join the 'Shite Thread'


( Posted by: ivordavies [Member] On: March 23, 2006 )

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