edward the elephant
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was simply quite irrelevant,
his ears were not too big nor too small.
he was not pink or spotted,
or as some might say polka-dotted,
he mattered in the least, or not at all.
he wasn't albino,
didn't look like a rhino,
neither was too short or too tall.
Now you might think,
it might drive the beast to drink,
but most bottles were too round or too small.
there's other things to choose,
but what sanity he'd lose,
complaining of pink humans and all.
No edward the elephant,
was vastly just irrelevant,
so lets not give him one more thought at all.