"Hey, pretty sheep, come close to me
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I have something you need to see!"
I never thought I had to fear
So I ventured very near.
I've never been the same since then
I cower in my old sheep pen.
And when its dark I get a chill
And feel I'll be completely ill.
I hear the old screen door slam.
Alas, it is Dirty Old Man.
He's come for me again tonight
He feels I am his hear's delight.
But tonight, I'm full of faith and hope
I can't wait to cheer and gloat.
For once he's rid of his trench coat
He'll see I switched with Billy Goat!