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The Clone Song (or The Clone Ranger)

(sung to the tune of 'Home On The Range')


Oh give me a clone
With a heart like my own
Full of spare parts I can use though the years.
Oh give me a clone
With compatible bone
And even the same pair of ears.

Clone, clone of my own
One the I can treat just like my twin
And then when I get sick
I'll steal all his bits
And throw all the rest in the bin.


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Spudley Strikes Again!



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The following comments are for "The Clone Ranger"
by Spudley

Heh
Spudley,

This was an interesting piece you have here...very funny stuff. I felt as if I had to comment because it made me laugh. Not sure what else to say...so I am going to stop...now.

Later,
Dras

( Posted by: Drastine [Member] On: November 14, 2002 )

Dark humour
I don't write much light-hearted poetry, but I thought this one turned out fairly well. If it made you laugh, then I've succeeded in what I wanted to do.
(light-hearted dark humour in verse?! yikes - what have I done?!)

( Posted by: Spudley [Member] On: November 14, 2002 )

:)
Delightful sense of humor. :)

( Posted by: comus_bassington [Member] On: January 24, 2003 )

smile
That was worth a grin...

( Posted by: C.L. Mareydt [Member] On: June 16, 2003 )

Very Cute
Ha Ha this was so funny. You should make it longer put some music behind it and sell it. Good Job spud:)

( Posted by: lovesessence [Member] On: August 10, 2003 )





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