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Alito missed the boat
that day when Bush went whack
but Miers has withdrawn
and she ain’t comin’ back

At the third court bar
as a rising star he made a stop
just long enough
to wow the fascists at the top
Next stop Georgetown
Alito laid opinions down
right wing rote
He say "one more judge oughta get it
One more vote we rescind it"
One more to kill Roe

Alito, oh-woe-woe
He’s all for Wade, he’s against Roe
Alito’s waitin’ for another vote
Alito, uh-oh-oh-no
He said "one more judge oughta get it
One more vote, we can kill it"
One more foe of Roe

Alito be mum
as the right wing scum cut Miers’ throat
Sayin’ "Who’s this battleaxe
and is this all she wrote?"
He be makin’ like a mime
don’t blow it this time, we got the votes
sayin’ "One more nay oughta kill it
One more vote, we can will it
and overturn Roe"

Alito, oh-woe-woe
he’s for the right, he’s with the flow
Alito’s waitin', womens’ rights foe
Alito, oh woe is Roe
One more spot he’ll be fillin'
No choice for the unwillin'
One more foe of Roe

* * *

See "Rough Justice" and "Supreme Sex" for more Supremely funny stuff (drsoos/humor)


"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do."

- Ralph 'Where's Waldo' Emerson

"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
- Bilbo Baggins

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The following comments are for "Alito Shuffle"
by drsoos

alito shuffle. very funny way to bastardise one of my all-time favourite songs. such skill.




( Posted by: gibsongirl [Member] On: November 2, 2005 )

soosing around...
looks like lans just wants to live in bastardise. get it? paradise? bastardise? ha ha hahahahaha...hahaha...haha...ha...h..........anyway, i love these charming little songs.

dr droo(s)

( Posted by: strangedaze [Member] On: November 3, 2005 )

soos- Big fun.



( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: November 4, 2005 )

Good Times
Hilarious! Now do one about Condi. Please? Don't restrict yourself to judges!

( Posted by: Viper9 [Member] On: November 6, 2005 )

Condi meants

Thanks, guys and gal, for comments.

How to 'do' Condi? Perhaps Beatles:

I'm mending a hole
where the planes flew in-
Keep our constituents from wandering...

or Stones?:

Oh, brown sugar
You did the White House good
Oh, brown sugar
just like a roundhead would...

I will have to get back to you.

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: November 6, 2005 )

So where is it? The self-declared Roi-du-political-paradis has a duty to his subjects, y'know. (Most of all to the bemused emigre who can learn as much about US politics from this webpage as from an hour of NPR...)
And for an encore, perhaps you could post a mock-up of Commander Bush and his neo-Con club band in extravagant stick-on sideburns and psychedelic frockcoats? Please?

( Posted by: MobiusSoul [Member] On: November 7, 2005 )

Billy Shears

Wow! Somebody reads me. I'm sure you would be better served watching NPR or listening to Rush (he does trendier drugs) as opposed to my bloviation. Self-declaration elsewhere moments ago was intended as tongue-in-cheek. I think that part of the beauty of this site is that none of us own anything (except Crowe).

May I suggest, with sideburns and Peter Max style, etc.-

"SecDef Rumsfeld's Unduly Upbeat Band"?

I almost forgot- ;)


( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: November 7, 2005 )

"Illogical Duplicity War"
...Including hit single: "Cash In Soil Yields Endeavor."...

soos- Keep raving Fab work...


( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: November 7, 2005 )

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