Hair dyed too dark for her years,
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Wrinkled tights, size too large,
Scholl sandals and worn innersoles,
Patchy bleached denium with grufty cuffs,
Make-up tide marks on wattle chin,
The 'four occasions' black suit,
Courses, interviews, meetings and funerals,
Bling bling, bling bling,
Will anyone answer to those Bellbotton trousers,
More bottom than belle,
Can you see at the back?
Am I blocking your view?
Key phrases to annoy,
Vision, window of opportunity,
Policies, guidelines and procedures,
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