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Jesus Hector Christ©

Yes...... I am him.
Jesus Hector Christ (The late)
Yes I am dead and so is Elvis.
Now let’s set the record straight.
The Maker of Heaven and The Earth……
wasn’t Me.
Nor my Father…..or whoever is #3
I am not 3 people , I am 1.
My father hates me and has no other sons.
I was nailed to that Cross-
Just for the pictures.
I didn’t think we’d pull it off.
But we did, just like the scriptures.
Despite what the Bible said,
it’s the biggest spoonful of Bullshit ever fed.
I did have 12 friends,
and yes they followed me.
They were the biggest junkies in Bethlehem.
I sold Frankincense and Mir, and they worked for me.
Yes I died, but not for all your sins.
I died cause I am a bad carpenter,
and fucked up when I was hammerin.
I was a bum of a son.
I didn’t herd the sheep I fucked em.
The Shroud Of Tourin….
The Son Of The Lord
We used our imagination,
Then I was Reborn.
And The Virgin Mary?
That’s hilary-ous-to me.
Cause the Mary I know was a whore.
If she was a virgin then SHE was reborn.
The water into wine thingy…..
If I could do that the Pacific Ocean
would be a full bodied burgundy.
And Yeah, I’d walk across it everyday…
Straight across The Bay Of Chardonnay.
Right into Heaven…
and oh by the way….for writing this….
I am already forgiven.
Goodbye from Jesus H. Christ,
Please no more prayers,
have a nice life…

St. Lamemansterms

If a poet ruled the world......what a pleasant place it would be!

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The following comments are for "Jesus Hector Christ"
by LamemansTerms

hey I can understand!
why no one wants to comment on this---it's simply too much/I went overboard on this one!-I made Jesus Christ a mockery-saceriligous--or however the spelling is--yeah woooo K
Don't worry I wont bite

( Posted by: LamemansTerms [Member] On: August 4, 2005 )


It made me laugh.


(all our shit in the past deal?)

( Posted by: macbeth [Member] On: August 5, 2005 )

by gones-B by gones
hey it's all good I'm glad ya got a kick out of it...It is pretty funny! Thanks for breaking the picket line

( Posted by: LamemansTerms [Member] On: August 5, 2005 )

God will not be happy
JHC is now pissed off
he hath has his revenge on ye

( Posted by: LamemansTerms [Member] On: August 15, 2005 )

God will spare you
haha-hang themselves with their own reteric-that is funny/true--I appreciate you atking the time to read my little fable of a fable. -the biggest hoax of all time -and still counting. Your insightfull comments are a nice change wether I agree or not -it is better than wow you have such talent, please keep writing--I appreciate that cya

( Posted by: LamemansTerms [Member] On: August 15, 2005 )

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