Jesus Hector Christ©
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Yes...... I am him.
Jesus Hector Christ (The late)
Yes I am dead and so is Elvis.
Now let’s set the record straight.
The Maker of Heaven and The Earth……
Nor my Father…..or whoever is #3
I am not 3 people , I am 1.
My father hates me and has no other sons.
I was nailed to that Cross-
Just for the pictures.
I didn’t think we’d pull it off.
But we did, just like the scriptures.
Despite what the Bible said,
it’s the biggest spoonful of Bullshit ever fed.
I did have 12 friends,
and yes they followed me.
They were the biggest junkies in Bethlehem.
I sold Frankincense and Mir, and they worked for me.
Yes I died, but not for all your sins.
I died cause I am a bad carpenter,
and fucked up when I was hammerin.
I was a bum of a son.
I didn’t herd the sheep I fucked em.
The Shroud Of Tourin….
The Son Of The Lord
We used our imagination,
Then I was Reborn.
And The Virgin Mary?
That’s hilary-ous-to me.
Cause the Mary I know was a whore.
If she was a virgin then SHE was reborn.
The water into wine thingy…..
If I could do that the Pacific Ocean
would be a full bodied burgundy.
And Yeah, I’d walk across it everyday…
Straight across The Bay Of Chardonnay.
Right into Heaven…
and oh by the way….for writing this….
I am already forgiven.
Goodbye from Jesus H. Christ,
Please no more prayers,
have a nice life…
If a poet ruled the world......what a pleasant place it would be!