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Girls washing their cars, revealing the ďwísĒ of their asses under tiny shorts and exposing their petite, painted toenail feet for the lucky sun to kiss, makes me hard just below the belt and sick just above it.

The same for Louisiana tanned swamp girls dangling their firm legs over a branch of a giant oak tree they sit upon while eating a juicy, shiny deep red apple.

In spring, I donít even wonít to go outside. Just as I donít want to go to a strip bar. Whatís the point? Women suck up the attention, leaving you as dull witted as a hangover. In strip clubs youíre buying the girls a larger ego.

Why do women tease and guys donít want to take the lustful power back. We are a part of the animal kingdom, but instead of the female chasing the male as in nature, men are in the dungeon. Itís very common for females with empty skulls to say, ďall men just want one thing.Ē Men can unite, deprive the women of the most blissful sin. Play hard to get like they do us. Exercise for rock-hard abs and tie your t-shirt into a high knot to mock them. Watch ďBuns of Steel,Ē then prance around in Speedos. Enlarge your penis and gallivant with nut-cutters showing every vein of your newly massive endowment. Donít even let them touch you till you see that every bar has a menís night. Donít even call them back until girls line up to buy you drinks at the club. Donít even rendezvous for a meal unless theyíre buying. Donít even laugh at their jokes till they give you a place where you just cook and clean while they go bust their ass at work to buy you things.

We can take the power back that we gave them if common sense were more common and with a little more unity amongst men.

But of course, it Is a horrible threat amongst many systems which we let oppress us. The entire corrupt government would crumble into our hands with unity and action!

Hate mail anybody? Bring it on! Iíll go tit for tat with you.

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The following comments are for "I'm no chauvinist, but go ahead take all this the wrong way"

Ain't gettin' any?
Your rant is fairly-well written and the part about the "Louisiana swamp girls" is a pretty hot image.

There's also some humor here: "Watch 'Buns of Steel,' then prance around in Speedos."

One thing you have very wrong - performers at strip clubs are not getting their egos stroked. The only thing getting stroked is your wallet.

I don't agree with the premise of your rant. It sounds to me you are a victim of lost love - most likely unrequited love, for which I can sympathize. I'll bet that if you had a lover, or lovers, on a regular basis, your outlook and stance would change right quick.

On the other hand, perhaps an interesting piece of "gorilla art" would be to don a Speedo, and with Buns of Steel in one hand and a penis enlarger in the other, go to your neighborhood bar and proclaim, "OK, girls, who wants to buy me a drink!" The results could be dangerous but most interesting.

( Posted by: gomarsoap [Member] On: July 8, 2005 )

The wrong way
I have to admit I got a good laugh at this rant. Maybe I am very light hearted or my sense of humor is kind of whacked but I thought it was hilarious. Made me smile.

Nae ;0)

( Posted by: nae411 [Member] On: July 8, 2005 )

This is really funny and cuts right to the heart of tit, sorry it. Personally I love being a dirty old man - you get a free grubby raincoat, good pension plan and the weekends off.

More of the same please

( Posted by: ogg [Member] On: July 8, 2005 )

correct me if i'm wrong...
BAAL, this is brilliant. what i got from this is that you're trying to be funny (as opposed to being genuinely bitter), and if i'm right you did it well. it's funny because the images it provokes are so unusual, but in an ultra-logical way it makes sense. well done mate

( Posted by: bingham66 [Member] On: July 8, 2005 )

LOL, in my country they have this special area in a train that is for 'women only'. The management of the railways explained it was to protect women from being harassed sexually by men. It is forbidden then for men to ride on those 'coasters' (I don't know how to call it) filled with just women; but it's funny that on the rest of the train's, women have an option whether to ride in it (mixing with men) or to go to the ones that are designated for them (get what I mean?) Now, don't they think there are women who are sexually harassing men? One would think it unfair! Hehehe! I'm just trying to be funny here, but I really don't mind. Nice rant here.

( Posted by: peterpaulino [Member] On: July 9, 2005 )

get smart
I'm obviously joking. Nae seemed to be the only brilliant one of the bunch to catch the jke But, she knows I adore her.

( Posted by: BAAL [Member] On: July 9, 2005 )

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