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This column may contain explicit lyrics and referances to flying goats. Read with caution.

Why am I here?
Cause this is where I live, planted firmly in front of my computer wasting away to nothing as the green tea beside me grows cold.

Who stole my shoes?
The Shoe Elves...Reported to be friends of the broken shoe, but we know the truth...they stole my shoes..and hold them for ransom. (I shall not give up without a fight!)

So....I've wrote 23 of these rediculous posts and no one has shot me yet? I knew it was a good idea to hire those hit men...*evil grins* JUST KIDDING
I sit here hyper as heck from the german chocolate cake (that I ate tooooo much of) and the many cups of green tea I've had today....The Tool music blasting from my winamp, and the simple fact that i can never seem to go to sleep at night..yet that's all I want to do durring the day. Perhaps this is in connection with my BORE-ING job...I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR INSURANCE !
*gigglesfitz* Sorry...Had to get that one off my chest.
So what is my complaint today?...night...? uHmm....what is it? The fact that I like the re-mix of 'Doctor Love' that keeps poping up instead of any other song...
It's just funky...I have NO idea what I'm listening to...I am just this numb blob sitting here, well actually I'm practically bouncing around my room, in a quiet way (mums asleep in her room) but it's all good....
I've been listening to different things lately, Tool, Dirty Vegas, Daft Punk, among others. It's funny how one person can change so often and yet be the same inside. I'm a prime example. When I was five, I wanted nothing more than to be Reba McIntire (sp?) When I was 10, I wanted nothing more than to be Bon Jovi's wife, When I was 16 I wanted to be a famous singer or the lime light all the time/ or a psychologist who worked with the police. Now that I'm almost 19 I want nothing more than to be left alone. Ok Ok, So I want to get my certification in Japanese and become a translater. Much calmer lifestyle. I also want the kids upstairs to GO TO SLEEP..BEFORE I do (at some point past midnight). THAT and the college jerks behind me to find another place to party, aka get drunk and vomit beside my bedroom window, WHILE...while mind you SHOUTING to the top of their lungs in a language that I suppose only the drunk can understand because it makes NO sense to me.
On another note, I am currently discussing my phobia of sex with a friend from highschool, thus limiting my ability to type a sentance before he starts blinking down there.
Ok...and with the flying goats...
I'm sure you were all wondering where that'd come in...(NO it does not have anything to do with my phobia of sex....perverts! ^_-) ... I was talking to my friend...or is he a former friend...god knows..anyway he and I were talking and all the sudden he said something about his answer was no to everyone, everything and every flying goat. I just thought it was a random thing worth mentioning here.
Well I think thats enough for the night folks...
Don't jump infront on a busy freeway now...or any way even if it costs..HAHA
take it easy and until next time

Why? Where? and where the heck is RIVERS!...teehee


If I did it...I didn't mean to.
If I hurt you...I didn't mean to.
If I left you...I didn't mean to.
If I scared you...I didn't mean to.
If I loved you...I didn't mean to.

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