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Disclaimer: OPINIONS! Get over it. ^_^; This is an almost rant on guys/relationships...Goodness, now I'm overrated....*trys not to puke in the nearby trashcan*

Why am I here? Because this is the place my master wanted me to learn about...pathitic humans.

Who stole my shoes? Are those the things that go on your feet? ((hears the answer yes)) I DON'T HAVE ANY FEET! *gigglesfitz*

Ok SOO maybe I'm not an alien, but when it comes to figuring out guys, and what they mean by what, I might as well be. It is impossible. HONESTLY. Men talk about women being hard to understand, trust me, men are MUCH harder...AT UNDERSTANDING! *shakes head*...maybe I'm the only one who got that comment....ANYWAY
Maybe I'm just one of those people that are open and honest, and let everyone know from the start...Then again, maybe I just fell for someone who is the complete oppisite; a dark mysterious stranger that I know but don't know.
But that isn't the point folks. Guys, are much more complicated than girls, or at least this girl. Ok, take now for instance, if I like the person, I give subtle hints at first, then if the bait has been taken, I let them know straight out. If I want to go out with the person, I ask. I actually know how to USE a phone, and do. So why are these things that guys are unable to do? Beats me, I'm just a writer.
Now, I could be wrong. It happens, that is something I'll face up to. But what if I'm right, and guys are whiney and shy and scared more than girls are nowadays, WHAT HAPPENED?
Did men just get scared when women started the equal rights thing? Did they think we were going to take over the world? (Shush ladies...now is not the time *wink and laugh*) Seriously, what HAPPENED? There was a time that a guy had to have the....guts...to call a girl, and she had to wait, and when it happened, it was exclusive. There were no car dates, and he HAD to be a perfect gentelman. Now, they don't HAVE to be perfect gentelmen, they can have car dates, it ISN'T exclusive (thats right ladies, sometimes you're sharing him..) and they don't care about calling you. WHY ? God only knows, perhaps its because we've gotten tired of waiting around for them to figure out how to work their cell phones and pagers or email and instant messangers, and CALL OURSELVES. Maybe I'm on to something here. But if your a person out there (guy or gal) waiting on someone to get it together. Tell them, and if it works thats great, if it doesn't I'm sorry, but you can come to my house and have a pity party with me anytime.
So...
I guess that's my little thing to say today. I'm sorry I haven't posted in ages, and I might be longer inbetween this and the next. I plan on attending Eastern Kentucky University this fall, at last going to college after threatening to for at least a year now. I'm also planning on keeping my full time job as a data verifier, and warding away dreams of my grandfather as satan.

have a great day!

Why and where?

Nik

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If I did it...I didn't mean to.
If I hurt you...I didn't mean to.
If I left you...I didn't mean to.
If I scared you...I didn't mean to.
If I loved you...I didn't mean to.


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The following comments are for "Why am I here and Who stole my shoes? #22"
by Nicicole


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Of women and men
Very entertaining. I really liked this post, even though I'm on the other side of the coin. I think we guys are pretty simple to figure out. And as far as when guys stopped doing the gentlemenly stuff, I don't know about the rest of them, but I still try to, but have been told on more than one occasion not to because hte woman in question could "do it herself". But I digress, very nice piece.

( Posted by: Apathy's tears [Member] On: July 8, 2002 )

subject? in this world?
Thank you thank you...*bows and her head pops off revealing lil 18(almost 19) year old Nicicole is REALLY a dirty 38 year old man*



JUST KIDDING
It's a running joke 'round here. I app the comments! *gigglesfitz*
Jessica...did you miss me? lol
I plan on writting more often if time premits it. but, going to college this fall and keeping my full/overtime job is going to KILL me..
so everyone says

I hope to keep this going...well...
I have more deminted humor to spread, and more spelling errors to get yelled at over

ja ne

nik

( Posted by: nicicole [Member] On: July 9, 2002 )

awesomenessism
I hope I can pull it off, I'd start my days at about 7 and not see home until 9 some nights I think...
Still have to go to orentation next week and get my classes.

( Posted by: Nicicole [Member] On: July 9, 2002 )





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