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Hemorrhoid
to the tune of (like a) Hurricane- Neil Young


Once I thought I saw you
in a dim and smoky bar
I covered my ass while running for my car



You are but a reamer
and mine's the butt you ream
You are like sand in my Vaseline



You are like a hemorrhoid
Pain in my third eye
Sphincter raw and inflamed

You're like a wet fart I can't wipe away
I think my colon's gonna blow today



I know that's just a song fragment so here's another somewhat dated song fragment- BONUS SONG FRAGMENT 90's FLASHBACK!

This is the story of a whore
She blew the president but not Al Gore
'Though she looks so fat in photographs
she's a natural humidor
when she squats


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"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do."

- Ralph 'Where's Waldo' Emerson




"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like. And I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."
- Bilbo Baggins













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The following comments are for "hemorrhoid"
by drsoos

soos- Blowing In The Wind
soos- "It's not easy being a total psychotic." --Zelig

Between you and Andrew, I have about split a gut..That could be serious, right?

B

( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: May 31, 2005 )

hemorroid
fuck? who'd you write this for? its funny but shit dude -harsh!!! good title caught my attention ha ha! whata ya think of my new poem cuz I'd like some help with it. Thanks.

( Posted by: ZonerZone [Member] On: June 1, 2005 )





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