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my head keeps itching and i have to go to the bathroom again. it's bcos i keep drinking cup after cup of oolong tea, but really i'm pretty sure it's a psychological thing that’s trying to get me away from my desk. like maybe they’ll fire me and i can collect unemployment or maybe i just wanna get myself outside as many times a day as possible to give myself the chance to just run away. i fantasize about it; running away and living off the excess of the corporate technological parks of southern southern california. i could live in abandoned conference rooms and burn fax confirmation pages for warmth. i'd eat luncheon leftovers and get my news by eavesdropping while hidden behind water coolers. it doesn't sound too much worse than they way things are goin now. at least i'd get to eat a lot of birthday cake and bagels.

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