My hubby can be aggravating
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Messy, stubborn and frustrating
He teases and tickles beyond my limit
and thinks it's a hoot to be such a dimwit.
Sometimes he smells bad from his old dumptruck
I beg and plead for him to bathe, with no luck
He messes our castle with the toss of his hand
and calls this our camp on an acre of land.
If I have one nerve left he is standing on it
He's loud and obnoxious and doesn't give a shxt.
He makes me so angry I always threaten to kill
But wait.....then I'd be stuck with the bills.
He plunks his guitar like an old banjo
repeating the verses 'til I can't take no mo'
He forgets words to songs and stops in the middle
What could be worse....oh no....not the fiddle!
Despite all his flaws I love him to death
There's not a woman alive I'd trade places with
It's o.k. for me to fit and holler at him
But I'm also the one who'd go out on a limb.
My hubby's my hero, the sun in my sky
the moon up above and merangue on my pie.
There are no earthly words to say how much he means to me
I could never be without my hubby, that s.o.b.