Why do dolts, in singsong rhyme,
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|10||Dew Of Blood|
Inflict it on us every time
Some vapid thought pops in their head?
Why aren’t they studying instead?
First, learn to read, then LEARN TO SPELL
And spare us orthographic Hell!
This sloppy writing, I suspect,
Can’t even count as "dialect."
They rarely spell out "y-o-u."
"Two," "to," and "too" are all just "2,"
And naturally, use "4" for "for."
I just can’t stand it anymore!
When "our" and "are" get chopped to "r,"
I think they’ve gone a bit too far!
As far as content, that’s the worst
Of it. They think that they’re the first
To think or feel or suffer pain.
They bitch and moan, howl, whine, complain.
Spoiled brats fancy themselves "angst-ridden."
Can such self-pity be forbidden?
My opinion? I blame rap
For validating verbal crap –
Or was our culture "greeting-carded,"
Embracing verse that sounds retarded?
I call it (will I cause a schism?)
"Txt msg" pals by wireless phone
And leave the literate alone!
You got a problem with that?