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Often when I am reading the Times newspaper and I read about the latest assault, rape or homosexual incident involving the working classes I wonder to myself why are the great unwashed committing more crimes than ever? I believe the answer to this complex problem is the ‘Single Mother’ phenomenon, which has sadly swept this once green and pleasant land over the past few decades.

A strong Christian family unit is essential for the successful raising of a child and the proliferation of single mother ghettos has done nothing but bring misery and homosexuality to my country. A young working class boy for example will learn nothing from spending its time with its uneducated mother who more than likely has seven to ten other children to feed. There is nothing wrong with a large family if the gene pool it is bred from is adequate in the first place, but a woman who has over seven children all by different peasant men is merely degrading the British gene pool.

I myself came into contact with one of these single mothers during a visit to a local pub where my daughter insisted on holding her 21st birthday party. I originally refused to attend as it was far too common for a man such as myself but it was then pointed out to me that one of her friends who I rather fancy treating to a mount would be attending so I rethought my decision.

The party was in full swing and I was having a jolly splendid time talking to this young filly when a rather crass woman approached accompanied by a little boy who was quite pale in complexion but had a rather large ‘Afro’ hairstyle, I could only assume its father was not of English origin. The woman said nothing but merely handed me a note and walked off. I opened the note to see the following scrawled on the piece of paper “For anal sex with no complications call me” followed by her telephone number. This perfectly illustrates the vile nature of these single mother creatures.

I believe the solution to this problem requires radical measures. I propose that all children born out of wedlock be taken away from the mother to be raised by the authorities. At first sight this may seem an extreme and costly reaction but I believe the reintroduction of Victorian style workhouses would not only cover the cost of feeding and educating these children but also turn in a quite substantial profit.

Another benefit of these workhouses would be the immediate end of the left wing immigration argument. Liberals often try to justify immigration by saying it is required as foreigners coming from poor countries are willing to do the low paid jobs that native peasants are simply not willing to do. They use this quite ridiculous argument to mask the fact that England is being over run with millions of free loading foreigners and criminals.

I also think that my idea could be extended to children coming from families where the father earns less that £40’000 a year. Wealthy children are generally better behaved and do not break the law as often as poor children; this is a fact which is indisputable. Peasant children need discipline and a regime of enforced labour coupled with education in the evenings would breed a stronger generation ready to work in fast food restaurants or call centres.

I can only dream but if we had a work force consisting of millions of children taken from single mothers and poor families then perhaps Britain would once again be the manufacturing giant it once was.


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The following comments are for "Single Mothers Are A Bigger Danger Than Islamic Terrorism"
by sirpetermaxwell

satire?
...well, is it?

( Posted by: JonnyT [Member] On: March 3, 2005 )

reread note...
It likely suggested(and I concur) that you should have anal sex with yourself.

s

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: March 3, 2005 )

Wonderful
Love the tone, you had me worried there at first, but I think you made your point rather well. Nothing like a good critique on victorian morality to get you going.
-Casey

( Posted by: shefallssoftly [Member] On: March 4, 2005 )

bloody Dickens

Sorry, old boy. I should have realized that you must be joking (if not see previous comment).

s

( Posted by: drsoos [Member] On: March 4, 2005 )

sirpeterpiperWHAT?...
Is this a ploy for a rant rave? wish...have a feeling, it can't be anything else, right?
nobodys that s----d. Right? Yeah right...Who are you? what are you, too? You're a "filly jumper"?
I kind of doubt it, just wishful thinkin'...

Forgive me, my "cool" British friends...but he's ask for IT! a jOFF, is a jOFF, is a, man that think's f-uped...

You should be ashamed, or should I be ashamed for you? Anybody that knows me, knows how I feel...I hope you don't have a daughter and for-give God, if you do...
Are you happy? you got what you wanted, someone, who knows more than you...~Robinbird~

( Posted by: Robinbird [Member] On: March 9, 2005 )

feedback
I started reading your post, but have to admit that i stopped half way. I can only assume that a lot of what you're saying is 'tongue in cheek'. I believe in the phrase 'assumption is the mother of all evil', and indeed you have committed this mistake. Having a Christian background is not as essential as you make out, however, strong moral ethics, effectively passed down are(i.e. treat others as you'd like to be treated yourself)I have to agree that this isn't always the case with single mother's for whatever reason. I have been the victim of mindless violence committed by large groups of yobs, failing on numerous occassions to talk my way out of it. Mothers with 7-10 other kids do exist but are in the extreme bracket, please confuse with the norm.
You also mention that children from wealthier families are better behaved, a 'fact which is undisputable', not so. I attended a fee paying school and have witnessed first hand what no qu's asked handouts can do to young adults. Drugs, excessive alcohol assumption leading to violence are just a few.
Also, just a thought, when taking the lofty, holier-than-thou approach with such an article, you can't seriously add a sentence based around your attempts to 'mount' your young daughters friend!

( Posted by: chrispursfan [Member] On: March 30, 2005 )

Criminal
God I hope this is a bullish rant. If you are half serious in this you should maybe take a look at the fact that you "fancy" your daughter's friend. That in itself is disgusting. I will give this no praise because the author is either cruely unhumorous, or just a plain a$$hole. Whatever the case, I'm sorry I even took the minute to read this.

( Posted by: kraziRenee [Member] On: April 10, 2005 )





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