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met a geezer the other day
Told me only puffs and Nancyís write poetry
Therefore, I kicked him in the bollocks
As I quoted Trollope

He came back with a vicious right
I gave him the head butt all biblical thee I smite
This guy was tough he got back up
I quoted Shakespeare namely puck

Iíll give you Puck
You little fuck
Thatís when the sneaky fucker struck
Smacked me with a fuckin book

Not any book I have to say
How to write Poetry the simple way
680 pages written in perfect prose
Bastard broke my fuckin nose

However, I was not done
I had the latest Poetry .Com
Grabbed this illuminated masterpiece
Smacked the bastard in the knees

Down he went like a bag of shit
Listen boy Iím from Lit
Dot org mean motherfuckers
We ain't your ordinary poetry suckers

He just lay there like a fool
Nothing left beaten and bruised
Fuck you I said
Poets rule!

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The following comments are for "Poets Rule adult content some swear words!"
by Gordon

Write on Brother...
I like this, this side of the water"constitutionally correct" right to write.
Your ancestors and mine fought side by side and
another year each at others throats, but, brother
you said it, Freedom rings, for all, I wish...

( Posted by: Robinbird [Member] On: January 21, 2005 )

the other taxi driver
This one made me laugh .. all over again.

( Posted by: Pen [Member] On: February 18, 2011 )

Glad it gave you all a laugh

( Posted by: Gordon [Member] On: February 24, 2011 )

lit .org MMF
Can you all see it
Poets for action
Poets show it
Poets as we held the abyss
Poets kick ass
Poets have class
Poets do it standing up
Poets stop. once at least to have a look
Ryming slamimg jus versing
Poets know its worth it

( Posted by: Gordon [Member] On: March 26, 2011 )

Poet's Rule!
Loved this Gordon...where do I buy the T-shirt?

My only complaint...mentioning Poetry.Com in the same sentence as mortal sin...although it DiD evidently do the job!

Still laughting!


( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: March 27, 2011 )
ha ha it always makes me grin the great understanding grin when ever anyone bad mouths POETRY.COM

I have been in 3 of their volumes and purchase of the books, which is really quite cheap, has absolutely been one of my best investments. Anyone trying to compare to Poetry com is like comparing yesterdays mashed potatoes to filet mignon---there is just no comparison, POETRY.COM RULES, and anyone thinking otherwise is totally out of touch. But, the differences are so great that they are not even in competition with one another.

Good poem here, it deals with a lot of poets real world.

( Posted by: veebdosa [Member] On: March 27, 2011 )

Pushing Buttons!
Note to Veeb: I wouldn't brag about it if I were you...those anthologies are worth nada in the literary world...they were just a cash cow for P.Com, and an ego trip for talentless wannabees to show their friends!

This is the last time I will rise to your bait about comparisons between the two...not worth bothering about...absolutely no substance as I know you are well just like to push buttons! Go play somewhere else!

Sorry about that Chris!

Nuff Said!

( Posted by: Beatrice Boyle [Member] On: March 27, 2011 )

If at first...
I dunno know, Bea did reject one of your poems? Try again. I love all 3 of my books, and if they were good empigh for Walt Whitman and many others, they are good enough for me.

( Posted by: veebdosa [Member] On: March 27, 2011 )

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