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Radical fundamentalist Muslims’ greatest source of fear and anger regarding the West in general and the United States in particular is the corrupting influence of our decadent culture.

Right-wing Christian Fundamentalists share this revulsion and ire toward our sex-obsessed hedonistic ways, unwittingly aiding the terrorists.

If modesty and wholesomeness prevail, the terrorists win.

Wake up, America! Our best weapon in the war on terror is our corrupt and corrupting culture.

We’ve already got the sheiks wearing Gucci, gulping Chivas, gambling and whoring; reveling in our multitude of infidel sins; thereby provoking the wrath of the mullahs and ayatollahs declaring jihad.

But what can the holy men of hate offer the common man? Servitude? Frugality? A stolen glimpse of an ankle? A promise of virgins to die for?


Against this we can easily win the battle for hearts and minds. It’s time to take it to the Arab street.

We’ve got what you want; Mr. Middle East, and we’ve got it now! Now! NOW!

Gap for the Gulf! Hillfiger for Hezbollah! Fendi for fundamentalists!
Seagram’s for Sunnis! Chardonnay for Shiites! Crack for Khartoum! Zima for anti-Zionists! Playstation for Palestinians! Ecstasy and X-Box for extremists! Who has time for Jihad when there’s Grand Theft Auto?

We’ll beam in Howard Stern around the clock all over the dial. Let’s give them MTV, Eminem, M&Ms, ODB, HBO, LSD, J&B, ABC! Girls on Film, Girls Gone Wild, Girls Girls Girls! Sex in Sadr City, Immodest Housewives, Will and Unchaste, 24 hours a day of Madonna and Brittany Spears videos interrupted only by footage of them kissing each other! Janet Jackson’s breasts (both of them!) with “malfunctioning” pasties! Neverland of Nablus, DisneylandDamascus! Come on, mosqueteers! Let us lead them into temptation.

It is a patriotic duty of every American to wallow in and promote worldwide the deep-rooted shallow cultural values that make our country great. Resist any urges of modesty and moderation. Victory is within our grope! We need only to grin and bare it.


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"A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds, adored by little statesman and philosophers and divines. With consistency a great soul has simply nothing to do."

- Ralph 'Where's Waldo' Emerson




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The following comments are for "Rock the Kasbah!"
by drsoos

gifted doctor
"within our grope" Zima for Zionists"...This is the Snickers Bar of rants, so packed with...peanuts (if we suppose peanuts to represent kernels of humurous wisdom, but if we view a peanut simply as a peanut then our analogy holds little meaning). Excellllent. The doctor is in! Namaste, Brad

( Posted by: brad [Member] On: January 18, 2005 )

rock the kasbah
way i heard it, i'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy. but i'm not sure which i'd take.

also, to anyone who cares to listen: there are no terrorists. somebody blew up a big building four years ago, so now george bush gets to swing his little dick all over the world? jesus. i'm from NY & the worst thing ever happened to me was some guy pissed on my shoe on a subway platform.

no widows or orphans, please.

( Posted by: mercer102 [Member] On: January 18, 2005 )

soos: shop "Kurd-Mart"...
That was an enjoyable read.."Victory is within our grope"..Indeed...Investers are ready.


BobbyG

( Posted by: Bobby7L [Member] On: January 18, 2005 )

Oman and Hallelujah!
Preach it, Rev. drsoos! I feel myself filled with the Sprite!

But please, good doctor, will this work in the battle against our homegrown terrorists (Oklahoma City, Atlanta Olympics, etc.)?? I'll eagerly await your next sermon!

( Posted by: LinnieRed [Member] On: January 18, 2005 )

Amen
Amen, brother. You've put the "pop" into apoplexy!

( Posted by: Viper9 [Member] On: January 18, 2005 )

This Rocks!
Very well written. Great read. Laughed my a$$ off! Thanks for that : ) Well done.

( Posted by: everybodyelsesgirl [Member] On: January 20, 2005 )

faith healer
Doctor, doctor give me the news I gotta bad case of lovin you....^^ great once again. your quick wit and intelligence allow the readers to grasp your overall idea and really understand the message. I always enjoy your work.

( Posted by: snuffystuff [Member] On: March 21, 2005 )

Drsoos! - Incredible
Wow, have you got the most perceptive piece here!

This is too beautiful to be a rant. Soos - you are a genius. It's so true that it actually stung a little to read it.

Good work, my man!

Felicia

( Posted by: FeliciaStone [Member] On: March 22, 2005 )





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